100+ ways to die in Combat Arms

[edwardjiang]

Ok guys I'm really bored, my CA files keep corrupting itself and committing suicide, my captain acocunt is banned so tbh, lets do this

1. Headshotted
2. Nutshotted
3. Lotto'd
4. Sniped
5. Pistoled
6. Defaulted (M16)
7. Fall damage
8. Friendly Fire -.-
9. Nade spammed?
10. Trying to plant mines and an enemy steps on them
11. Trying to plant mines and some IDIOT on your team blows them up -.-"
12. Type-killed
13. Teamed
14. Pre-fired (chammed)
15. OPK'd
16. Infinite range with knife across the map
17. LAW'd
18. RPG'd
19. Accidentally shooting yourself with a LAW, RPG, M79 or MZP-1
20. Unlimited Ammo with any grenade
21. removing gravity
22. restoring gravity
23. fly hacking too high in vertigo and dark forest
24. Nexowned
25. Going into the greyzone
26. falling into the void
27. Killed by a newbie
28. Infected
29. Killed as an infection
30. owned by noob specs
31. Minigunned to death
32. running into a claymore
33. airstriked
34. Going where you're not supposed (glitching)
35. running out too far in cabin fever/black lung
36. falling down from fly hack
37. owned by an NX whore
38. Trusting friendly zombies
39. killed by a tanker
40. your shots don't register (no reg)
41. backstabbed
42. failed a backstab
43. knifed?
44. jumping off the tower in snow valley
45. trying to swim in two towers
46. trying to swim in OIL RIG (I actually can, here it is: )
47. trying to plant the C4 and getting shot
48. trying to DEFUSE the c4 and getting shot
49. running out of ammo
50. no fire key assigned
51. Spawn killed/baseraped
52. burned
53. poisoned
54. flashed
55. killed by a chammer through smoke
56. burnt+poisoned
57. speed hacked (knife+speed hack)
58. speed hack at 20 in snow valley
59. jump height at 20 in dark forest and vertigo
60. drowning
61. shot by the tank in desert thunder
62. killed by an enforcer
63. trying to knife an enforcer (legitly)
64. meleed with a gun (sand hog NPCs)
65. squashed by the uploader xD
66. going afk
67. using afk bot
68. superbulleted
69. getting kicked from the game
70. not watching out for bouncy nades
71. walking back into your own nade
72. thinking its a friendly nade
73. thinking its an enemy nade and walk right into a room of mines and hornets
74. trying to shoot a nade so it wont explode
75. trying to jump over a nade
76. collateral
77. killed by a shifter
78. distracted by viper's clevage
79. distracted by viper's ass
80. distracted by raven's clevage
81. distracted by raven's ass
82. distracted by maxine's clevage
83. distracted by mei's ass
84. forgetting what #84 was and getting distracted from the game
85. killed while teabagging someone
86. trying to be ninja
87. failing to ninja defuse a bomb
88. suicide hack
89. kamikaze attack
90. not knowing what suicide hack is and trying it out
91. rushing death room elim pro
92. rushing DT and end up nading yoourself.
93. hacking the safe rooms in overdose and getting inside
94. following the IDIOT who hacked the saferoom inside
95. trying to shoot a car to get it to start
96. knifing boxes and barrels
97. hiding behind GREEN barrels
98. thinking you have no-fall damage
99. trying to shuffle like michael jackson
100. camping on a rock and thinking no one can see you
101. camping on a tree
102. chat spamming
103. killed by a claymore
104. killed by your own claymore
105. killed by a claymore when FF is on
106. killed by your own turret
107. killed by M32
108. killing yoruself with M32
109. killing your teammates with M32 when FF is on.
110. 360 no scope
111. 360 no scope FAIL!
112. idiot running into your video and ruining it.
113. killing yourself with a mine trail after 6 hours of making it
114. starting again, continue for 4 hours and you fall asleep, accidentally clicking the fire key which blows it up again
115. Lagging
116. Lag tapped
117. Lag walk into somewhere wherey ou shouldnt be
118. fail lag walking and getting killed by someone
119. fail lag walking and land in water.
120. killed by campers
121. trying to imitate aimbot/telekill and getting killed
122. have 100 sensitivity
123. having 2 sensitivity
124. thinking noreload works properly
125. forgetting that no reload was off
126. forgetting you dont have unlimited ammo
127. forgetting to reload
128. killed by super spy
129. killed as super spy
130. trying to ninja the super spy
131. standing out in the open
132. running into an ambushed
133. betrayed by your friend in OMA
134. no having a team
135. having to go to the toilet
136. your mom nagging at you
137. your dad nagging at you
138. your brother nagging at you
139. your mom unplugging the computer
140. your dad unplugging the computer
141. your brother unplugging the computer
142. your sister nagging at you
143. you sister unplugging the computer
144. your brother shooting the power switch with an airsoft gun and actually turned it off

keep adding more guys, and remember: don't repeat!

[gtfo]

Shit your bored.

[Implify]

Either C+P otherwise you must got nothing to do

[Girlz Rule]

holy crap dude V.V damn nice

[SmartAlley]

What is this about?

[Nexulous]

It's about nothing at all, let this thread die.

[HomeScillet]

C+P Or your fucking Lifeless .

[tongaboy]

lol
u must be a boring person

[Crunchy Bacon]

#coolstorybro

[wc99cc]

Awesome... 1000 ways to die...combat arms style? Be bored some more!

[edwardjiang]

I didn't copy and paste, i was that bored.

[Stevenom]

I didn't copy and paste, i was that bored.

You stole most of it from a video on YouTube.
http:/tube.com/watch?v=iIEdcFDHBC0

[Polo]

Loser .

[YellowFever]

I knew you were lame, just not this lame

[KingDot]

Trying to steal my original thread eh ?