This is my intricate plan /sarcasm to scam on Ebay. What are your opinions?

1. Create a stealth Ebay account (Fake infos)
2. Sell something for $500 (A graphics card or whatever)
3. Wait for payment to a stealth Paypal account.
4. Transfer that money to another Paypal account.
5. Use up the money ASAP so Paypal can't withhold the funds if they dispute it.
6. Repeat.

Do it at a local library if necessary to prevent IP being tracked.
Anyway, I'm sure people have tried this before but I just want opinions.