So I Saw Justin Bieber Today...

[A$IAN]

Michael Jackson is still alive. I saw him yesterday in a german cafe

[Nyan]

unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful

[MellowHypeAlt]

I woulda got an autograph.

[Polo]

I would've thrown some shit at him and ran

[Hagerad]

Do it push jb in! you will be supreme overlord of the planet! everyone would suck your dick! YOU MUST DO IT!

[Swiftdude]

Sniper him far away from a high building.
The bullet will be a strong frozen ice ball...i saw it in a movie.
The ice ball will kill him like a bullet, and then melt, leaving no evidence of the bullet and the sniper you fired him with.

Nobody will know who did it, but you'll be a hero to mankind...

didnt mythbusters prove that that was fake

[Nathan]

I met him once in Atlanta.
He's quite nice.

[FUKO]

Just deck him like once in the jaw, you'll be famous as fuck.
Plus, if you're a minor, you probably won't get in that much trouble lol...

[4chan]

I would Rape selena gomez in front of him.

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

You should have gone up to him, asked for his autograph then say "Just kidding fuckface"

[Rigby]

if you did that i would love u so much

[Ed]

Total bullshit because he's still alive

[Domen]

What about a bottle of water in his face?

[Ed]

If i met him I can honestly say that i'd punch him. until my knuckles were disjointed.
Then when people say 'yo dude what happened?' I'd be all like this guy over here has been assaulting me since january 2010

[Mokou-Sama]

Kill that rat.
Kidding but if u do that autograph thing sb mentioned before, then ud br mai hero!