Ahhh, someone help me, this lady won't shut up about free government grants )':

[ltdjowns]

I don't know how or why but everytime I open up the internet I seem to be getting these pop up windows that popup no matter what with each website I go to, most of them asking me for ******s and making a annoying, WOOHOO, you won sound.
Now for the last hour I've been hearing this, hello, you have been qualified for free government grants, and you don't have to pay them back, and nothing is open regaurding the internet browsers until now, I've even checked the process lists, help meee ):

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

You prob downloaded adware or something. Get some good antivirus and adware scanning software.

[str0fgod]

maybe adblock is something for ya xD

[Blitz]

Pirate Malwarebytes (Inactive Protection), Pirate AVG (Active Protection), get HTTPS everywhere, adblock, and noscript extensions for Firefox. Report back.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

CHeck your control panel and click the add and remove thingy
You MIT have something installed that is like a virus or something.. I had one before..