Gay thread.
You lose an ability dependent on who you fuck
1. Hearing
2. Speaking
3. Vision
You gain a superpower based on who you marry
1. Invisibility, cannot last for more than 5 minutes
2. Incineration (by mind), requires physical energy
3. Very acute telekinesis (nothing heavier than a spoon)
You contract an illness based on who you kill
1. Slowly spreading flesh eating virus; you will die within 10 years
2. Puke 3 times a day
3. Narcolepsy
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Stole this from /b/, it's the only one I've never been able to answer.
2. kill my firstborn child
don't be hating now..
would you rather
1.be an assassin who develops a conscience when trying to kill a young child
2.be a nice guy who works at an office in the daytime but becomes a Dexter at night
[IMG]https://i1110.photobucke*****m/albums/h443/sanderehamaa/thecrowisapedo.gif[/IMG][IMG]https://i1110.photobucke*****m/albums/h443/sanderehamaa/mpghuserbar.png[/IMG]And the life that makes us what we are, is the life that burns in every star. Will it be that our legacy is just the dead machines of a senseless world?
You jelly?
Eat tacos and get upset stomach aches with fruit flies over cockmeat sandwiches anyday.
Would you rather
1. Pour liquid nitrogen in your ass
2. Pour liquid metal in your ass
"Aren't you the guy that made unlimited respawn for CA along time ago? That was epic." - [MPGH]AVGN
Terrorist Warlord
(You know liquid metal will kill you slower and more painfully right?)
Would you rather
1. Have the power to seduce anyone with a snap
2. Read minds and communicate telepathically with anyone
"Aren't you the guy that made unlimited respawn for CA along time ago? That was epic." - [MPGH]AVGN