1000 things Battlefield 3 has taught us!

[blaba31]

632) Crashing a heli with other players in it is fun
633) Acting like you're james bond will end up for you with loads of deaths
634) The enemy always sees you before you see him
635) In Canals CQ, everyone has shotguns
636) Getting points in jets with no heatseekers is impossible
637) Always hide claymores in ammo crates or health packages
638) Always paste C4 around the corner
639) Firing from the hip with any MG will leave bullet traces everywhere except where you aimed at
640) Semi-automatic sniper rifles can be used as an assault rifle, if equipped with a laser sight and foregrip
641) MAV are good for getting recon scores
642) Non-premium will always hate on premium players
643) We still haven't made it to 1000 things that BF3 has though us...

[Lucashjdasgu]

644 : If you're sniping in a map that doesn't have high buildings , you will have a bad time
645 : Sniping in BF3 is 10000x harder than in MW3
646 : Mortar users are gay
647 : best way to kill a tank is by filling it with C4

[janhass]

648: With C4 and EOD-Bots you can play Golf
649: Driving Cars can get you fly with it
650: Battlefield can let fans count 1000 things Battlefield taught us!
651: Battlefield has a good community
652: Hacking is not always an option
653: 64 People in a Metro is a REALLY bad idea!

347 to go!

[FuZioNFr3nZy]

654. Suppressing gets you points but still records your accuracy.

[dhiab]

655- to be a good jet pilot you need to control speeds in loops.

[KillTheNoise]

656.Muti-kills on senie crossing are easy
657. C4 is best and always will be
658. Transporter helicopters just want to steal everything
659. C4 on helicopters sounds cool but its really not
660. eveyones a demoman
661 cranes are awsome

[codexstriker]

662. Trolling in battlefield is too good to be fun.
663. Sniping a tank and exploding it................
664. C4's are better then Claymores
665. Jets are waay better then helis

[bloxeris]

666. This number is bad
667. If you have BF3 premium there is no need to buy all expansion packs seperately

[EmmDude99]

668. People say everything is OP
669. Spam Q
700. I am a platipus

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668. People say everything is OP
669. Spam Q
700. I am a platipus

[HXD_FTW]

701. PunkBuster is spyware, and flagged by Norton.
702. If you have above a 2 K/D, you will not play a full game on metro servers, and will be branded a hacker.
703. If you kill a server admin, expect a kick in E - 10 seconds.
704. If you get a headshot with an AEK-971 you are banned because of your aimbot.
705. If you try to act like a Call of Duty roflcopter idiot, you get annihilated by a swarm of enemy LvL. 100 colonels.

[rajeshkoirala1567]

706. Always do Team bag.

Like Dip Dip Potato chip you better suck my Di%ck

[bullpop]

707. You can't be good at this game without being called a "hacker".

[HXD_FTW]

707. You can't be good at this game without being called a "hacker".

Unfortunately, yes. I just got "Metabanned" like two days ago for this reason.

(Cheating/Hacking/Aimbot)

I don't use an aimbot in ranked servers, but the people think i'm a big, scary, hacker because my Hs/k ration on my M-40A5 is 72%...

[PumpedUpKid]

709. It's better than Call of Duty.

[Dozix]

710.There is a glitch while riding a dirt bike if you press shift to many times.
711.People troll poor snipers.
712.There are annoying trolls.