Ummm ok didnt make any sense
When she whistles it sounds like a bass .
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
Ummm ok didnt make any sense
your momma is soo fat she sits on mpgh all day
Yo mamma so fat they named the equator after her belt size
ye, i suck at yo mamma jokes
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Yo mamma so fat... (Oh ya)... Okay...
Yo mamma so fat when she went to kfc and they asked her what size of bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof!!
Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Your Mom's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom
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Your Mom is so fat that her wedding picture was printed by Hagstrom.....in a three-volume atlas.
Yo momma so fat, I fucked her.
Obscene (01-30-2012)
Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
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Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse