Masturbating in the shower

[[MPGH]Doc]

I've done it a couple times (desperate times call for desperate measures). Definitely makes more noise. But probably won't ever do it again.

[Azathᴏth]

Am I the only one that doesn't masturbate at all?

Are you a good christian boy who was groped by Reverend Robert when you were 7?

[InCognito]

What the fuck... what kind of question is this, and why would you assume all these guys jack off in the shower?
Maybe you spy on people?

The internet gives the impression that a lot of people masturbate in the shower.

[Ed]

I used to

[_|Alessandro10|_]

Who dont masturb is gay..

[Dreamer]

ahaha wdf.

Never heard of this.

I guess your not alone.

[malok1000]

I did this once, I used body wash. It went up my pee whole. Burned like a bitch.

[Flying Magical Ponies]

I did this once, I used body wash. It went up my pee whole. Burned like a bitch.

That's retardation.

[Azathᴏth]

I did this once, I used body wash. It went up my pee whole. Burned like a bitch.

wtf? That's some textbook downs behavior right there.

[malok1000]

I couldn't help it. I was like 13, I had my iPod in there so I looked up porn, and I thought the body wash smelt good and made my skin soft so I used it. I got out of the shower and it felt like I rammed a pencil up there. My mom still wonders why I acted retarded when I got out the night.

[Azathᴏth]

I couldn't help it. I was like 13, I had my iPod in there so I looked up porn, and I thought the body wash smelt good and made my skin soft so I used it. I got out of the shower and it felt like I rammed a pencil up there. My mom still wonders why I acted retarded when I got out the night.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Insomniac]

that confused me so much... i didnt get it

[InHuman]

if you get soap or anything like that in your pee hole that shit fucking burns when you pee lol

[malok1000]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I really don't know.

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if you get soap or anything like that in your pee hole that shit fucking burns when you pee lol

Hell yes it does.

[Azathᴏth]

I really don't know.

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Hell yes it does.

Need to know basis. I did not need to know.