My Other Ride Is Your Mom!
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Burns My Wallet
CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVY
Crap Hasn't Evolved Yet
DODGE
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
FORD
Freaking Overpriced Repairs Daily
MERCEDES/BENZ
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid
I asked my parents to buy me a 2 door sports car..
My mom said im gettin you a one door so girls don't ride with you (;
Good...with one door, they can sit on my lap !