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08-02-2012 #1I AM THE LAW
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Watch Where You Step
Walked outside barefoot, stepped on a frog.
Felt nasty, luckily it was on the palm of my foot, so it lived after. It felt like a fucking slug.
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As i previously stated, You ruthless killer!.
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Where is PETA when you need them?
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Pretty sure it was a frog. My penis isn't green, you should know that quite well phaggot
Originally Posted by Psychotic
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08-02-2012 #6I'm dead.
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Better than stepping in dog shit/any shit barefoot.
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I'm sure it is. It's a discoloration on your body. Originally Posted by Dave84311
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08-02-2012 #8Reality is a Lie
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Wait a minute!
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OUTSIDE??!?!?!!!11111
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"Diary entry one: I have made contact with the outside world for the very first time. Everything is so.... weird, green and smells funny"
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When I was 8 I stepped barefoot in dog shit ........... twice.
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thats disgusting Originally Posted by Gragodine
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I Stepped on it before Originally Posted by Pikaboom
thats disgusting
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Also, Good thing that shit didn't pop
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Nothing as good as the warm feeling of dogshit between your toes..
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you can step on gewd shit Originally Posted by Jacket
Better than stepping in dog shit/any shit barefoot.
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This dog shit wasn't even warm though, it was cold. Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
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