Best fun ever!!

[[MPGH]arunforce]

www.chach*****m

Search for something stupid/gay/funny and click search result with guide, and have fun! ^-^

Post your outrageous requests chats!

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

JerryT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JerryT: Hello, how are you?
You: good
JerryT: Great
JerryT: Is there something specific you would like to know about this topic?
You: well, i am a homosexual male, and i am single, i want to find someone to be my partner
JerryT: Like a dating website?
You: Um, something descreet
You: Actually im looking for site tha t specializes in sexual type relationships
JerryT: Hmm, I'm not very good at this kind of topic. Would you like me to transfer you to another guide?
You: Are you sure? Because i just got transfered to you? and i really want some help on this topic
JerryT: Well, I'll see what I can do for you.
You: Thank you, if you know any guides that are homosexual, that might be easier, i could she how this would be difficult for a straight male
You: i have been to true.com, i didnt really find the type of relationship i was looking for
JerryT: How about eharmony?
You: i've tried most of the known dating sites, they dont specialize in the needs that i have
JerryT: I see...have you tried outpersonals?
You: no i have not, i would like to know if there were any homosexual guides, this might be easier for them
JerryT: Sure, I can transfer you to another guide. However, I don't know if he/she is gay.
You: ok
JerryT: Alright, have a wonderful day.
You: thank you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonaldP
DonaldP: Welcome to ChaCha!
DonaldP: How are you doing today? What type of information can I find for you?
You: Donald are you a homosexual? i am looking for a homosexual guide
DonaldP: No I am not.
You: o darn, i have been searching for a while now
DonaldP: Im sorry.
DonaldP: Is there anything I can help you find today?
You: because most of the questions i ask would be more suited for homosexuals, i think they would be too uncomfortable for you to answer
DonaldP: If you would like I could find you a few links on the information you are requesting.
You: i tried with other people already, well thanks for the help, i guess i will just have to go out to clubs and stuff to find what im looking for
DonaldP: Alright, Have a great day!

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

Lol owned, I did this too asking for "god meat".

[FireMarine]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sharlah
sharlah: Welcome to ChaCha!
sharlah: hello
sharlah: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
sharlah: hello?........are you there?
You: What in your opinion is better? Chicken or turkey?
sharlah: well i like them both. May I help you search for something?
You: you like them both?
You: you have to be specific
You: like at wendy's
You: i have to have chicken strips and ranch
You: its not turkey
sharlah: ok .......chicken
You: but why?!
You: why chicken for your?
You: dont let my opinion ruin yours
sharlah: i guess I just like the taste better , chicken is not as dry as turky
sharlah: *turkey
You: lol
You: this is an amazing thing
sharlah: now is there something that I can help you search for ? : )
You: leading chicken producers?
sharlah: sure one moment please
You: So do you get paid to answer peoples questions, or rather to help them search?
sharlah: i'm really here to help you search, but if I can answer a question I dont mind
You: but is it a job?
sharlah: yes
You: Does it pay well?
You: it must be strange, weird, and demanding to talk to strange people on the internet
sharlah: not really its kind of fun
You: salary or minimum wage
You: lol
You: not minimum wage
You: i meant wages
You: lol ok sharlah, have a nice day
sharlah: i'm a stay at home mom so its ok for an extra income
sharlah: you too > bye : )
You: bye bye
sharlah: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Mine was kind of lame, I had to be nice to a lady... perhaps with someone else..

[ace76543]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieS
StephanieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
StephanieS: Hello!
You: hi
StephanieS: What about google can I help you with today?
You: whoa
You: are you like
You: a robot?
StephanieS: Nope, I'm a human.
You: whoaaaa
You: like
You: a humanoid?
You: zomg
StephanieS: Sure, if that's what you want to think.
You: wooooow
You: thats sooo cool
You: anyway
You: shit
StephanieS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (shit)
You: now i forgot what i was gonna ask
StephanieS: Haha, what can I help you with?
You: k bye

[MagikBullet]

This is awesome, I will keep doing this until someone loses their job lol.

[Skurdz]

that will never happen.

[Skurdz]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD
AmandaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: whats your name?
AmandaD: hello
AmandaD: My name is Amanda
You: oh, amanda
AmandaD: yeah..
You: well whats up?
AmandaD: Not much.
AmandaD: what about peanut butter are you looking for today?
You: how did u get into this?
You: not right now
You: lets talk first
You: please
You: i am very bored
You: so i searched for peanut butter
AmandaD: I saw it on good morning america
AmandaD: Yes you did.
You: ummm, what kind of peanut butter do u like?
AmandaD: I love jiff crunchy.
AmandaD: What about you?
You: i like the same
You: OMG WE ARE LIKE THE SAME PERSON
AmandaD: It must be fate.
You: yes!
You: well, thank you for your opinion
You: i g2g now tho
AmandaD: Now I am craving peanut butter.
AmandaD: OK. Thanks for using chacha.
You: haha :P
You: peanut butter is good
You: well, bye bye
AmandaD: Yes it is.
AmandaD: Bye

[Skurdz]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: JamellC
JamellC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JamellC: hi
You: so, what king of condom do you think my girl friend would like?
You: one that tastes good
JamellC: You got it
You: well, can you give me some flavors that u would like
You: ?
JamellC: Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
JamellC: I dont use condoms
You: oh, so you like the all natural feelings huh?
JamellC: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: what about pregnancy?
You: where do u think all that sperm goes? =/
You: i need to stop all that extra white stuff from going into her vag.
You: so please, help me
You: i am despret
You: well, are you there?
JamellC: I am looking for you now
JamellC: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: oh
You: i guess i could just use her mouth, well i have to go, bye bye
JamellC: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

LOL

I searched: "How to blow up the white house?"

It was short lived. Anyone else care to try?

[Skurdz]

and get the fbi on my ass? just like thier on yours for kiddie porn? -.-

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Coming from a Prank Caller

FBI wont care, you n00b, plus you live in Canada! They aren't gonna do anything anyways. LOL. What a n00b. HI GUYS, THE INTERNETS HAS INFORMATIONS ON HOW TO BLOWS UP THE WHITEHOUSE, AND IM GONNA GO ASK A GUIDE. R-E-T-A-R-D.

I decided to simultaneously test the results of their engine.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: SushM
SushM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
SushM: Hi there, I'll be helping you with your search..
SushM: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: ok =)
You: A warrock game hacking community :\
You: forum or w/e
SushM: Sure
SushM: One moment while I bring up that information for you..
SushM: Please take a look at this result while i come up with more for you...
SushM: you have to rigister for the seond site
You: its not appearing
You: i dont see it
You: i dont mind registering
SushM: are you not seeing the results
You: no
SushM: did you see the first result
You: nope
You: im not seeing anything :|
SushM: NOw
You: nope
SushM: under the guide results area
You: nothing
SushM: ok
SushM: I'll send you the results
SushM: now did you get the results
SushM: ?
You: nope
You: its always been a blank page
SushM: I am sorry I'll transfer you to another guide
You: it says searching ... on the bopttom
You: ok
SushM: May be there is some problem with the system?
SushM: I apologise for that
You: I dont know
You: it was working before
SushM: For me too
You: Hmm
SushM: I had searches before and no problem
SushM: I'll inform the problem
SushM: I again apologise to you
You: NP
SushM: I'll be transfering you to another guide
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: JennyK
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaMarieT
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaC
AngelaC: Hi, welcome to ChaCha.My name is Angela and I will be assisting in your search.
AngelaC: What types of information can I find for you on this topic?
You: Umm
You: warrock game hacking community
AngelaC: Sure. Just give me a moment and I'll have those results for you.
You: the other guide
You: couldnt
You: get results to show up
You: on the window on the right
You: can you try real quick with any link?
AngelaC: Sure.
AngelaC: Did that one work?
AngelaC: Do you shwo any results being sent?
AngelaC: *show
You: no
AngelaC: how about now?
You: nope
You: any idea why?
You: it was working fine before
You: like a fewdays ago
AngelaC: Let me delete these results and start fresh. If this doesnt work I will have to send this session to HQ
You: ok
AngelaC: Give me a moment and i wqill manually send results to you ok?
You: k
AngelaC: Ok im going to send them now, let me know if you receive them
AngelaC: Did they show?
You: nope
AngelaC: Ok let me send the results of the websites through to you on chat and then report this to HQ OK?
You: ok
AngelaC: www.mpgh.net/forum/
You: alright
You: thanks
You: ^-^
AngelaC: www.mpgh.net
You: That works for me, I already have an account there =)
You: thanks!

Guide results not work anymore. =<

[Skurdz]

btw, i live in USA, GEORGIA.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Georgia B.C., Canada? Damn, like I said, GTFO.

[Skurdz]

Georgia B.C., Canada? Damn, like I said, GTFO.

United States Of America, Georgia..... -.-