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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post
    Out of curiosity, how old is your mom's friend...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Swift View Post

    27 .
    Bet it was loose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Swift View Post

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    Now...is she one that you'd do regardless?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post


    Bet it was loose.
    She was 27, not 72.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post


    Bet it was loose.
    Lawlawlawlawlawl. no. Not at all. Tried to do anal, and she yelled that it was too big, I was like..... fuu...
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    I would never risk fucking someone close to my parents. They'd disown me. Especially since my religion only allows sex after marriage.
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    Religion can kiss my ass, foreal. Like, idk, I just don't like being judged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intelligence View Post
    I would never risk fucking someone close to my parents. They'd disown me. Especially since my religion only allows sex after marriage.
    +1 ^ .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Swift View Post
    Religion can kiss my ass, foreal. Like, idk, I just don't like being judged.
    It'd be better to not bring religion into this thread as it'll create a big argument.

    Damn. 45 minutes o_o That's crazy.
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    I know dawg, like, foreal, I don't even know where it came from 0_0 My ass had sweat poaring off me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intelligence View Post


    It'd be better to not bring religion into this thread as it'll create a big argument.

    Damn. 45 minutes o_o That's crazy.
    I know someone who has done it for about 5 hours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Complixity View Post


    I know someone who has done it for about 5 hours
    Really?

    The guy's dick must have exploded with sperm afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intelligence View Post


    Really?

    The guy's dick must have exploded with sperm afterwards.
    He's not even over 18.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Complixity View Post


    He's not even over 18.
    LOL.

    Illegal sex for the fucking win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intelligence View Post
    I would never risk fucking someone close to my parents. They'd disown me. Especially since my religion only allows sex after marriage.
    Tell me more about how you never sin.

    !I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD! You will have sex before you marry. I hope you don't force the same religious crap (BULLSHIT) on your children. I bet you don't know a tons of other religious laws; it is just this in-particular that your parents want you to know. "Oh god, if I do this I will go straight to HELL (The worst place I could ever possibly imagine) forever and my parents would be SO ashamed they would abandon me." We don't need more needlessly scared fools in this world.

    If you do something, do it because you think it is right, not because you're afraid of the alternative.
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