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  1. 08-26-2012 #1
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    A few laughs

    WTF is this shit?

    ive tried to stop masturbating but i cant · Sexual Stimulation Issues discussions | Family's Health center | SteadyHealth.com

    My balls are soo itchy!? - Yahoo! Answers

    This is my favorite.

    "Hi!! I'm masturbating 4years now! I am 14!! I'm fingering myself at least 3times a day!! I've tried to put other things in my vagina as roll-ons, pens and my little brother's toys!! I cant stop masturbating!! I'm getting horny too easily! I always think about sex!
    Please answer me! Is that right?"
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  3. 08-26-2012 #2
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    I about pissed myself. Good shit man, lol.
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    Itchy balls lol


     

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    I cant stand it if my balls are itchy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Complixity View Post
    I cant stand it if my balls are itchy
    It's embarrassed when it happens in the class lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prepix View Post


    It's embarrassed when it happens in the class lol
    When I'm in class, I still do it.
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    LOL! this is funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Complixity View Post
    I cant stand it if my balls are itchy
    pinch and twist. (Y)
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Death Star View Post
    pinch and twist. (Y)
    Pinch and ROLL
    hilarious thread btw xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyongytyuk View Post


    Pinch and ROLL
    hilarious thread btw xD
    different methods for different situations.
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    Like I said on that previous thread,
    I itch my balls with iron ice picks.
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    LOL hahaha bood stuff
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    Nobody actually scratches their balls, they just pinch it and rub it to cure the itch.
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    ahgahahahhah I laughed like shit for 10 minutes PS: There are Some Medicines that Stop the Sex Desire He Could Use some of those ...btw I am still laughing

    ]Btw Best Answer I recomend to this Guy Is this:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post
    Nobody actually scratches their balls, they just pinch it and rub it to cure the itch.
    I actually scratch them....
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