When was the last time you were in a fuck ton of pain?

[InCognito]

When I got hit by a truck.

how do you even manage that

[Gragodine]

Once I slept on my arm and when I woke up I could NOT move it no matter how hard I tried. It would literally not respond to my neural signals.
But the most pain I had was earlier this summer when my gall bladder failed and I was puking up gall. Cramps were terrible and I too had a 4" needle stuck into my dick. 3 days later when I could get up they pulled it out.... slowly ='(

I still have nightmares.

[johannes3108]

When I am seing that someone wrote swag or yolo somewhere on the www, it feels like getting shot in my leg...

[[MPGH]Doc]

how do you even manage that

Running across a road after my father. I was only 18 months old and had just learnt how to walk/run. The truck clipped me and snapped my leg and broke a collar bone and just about bruise most of my body, but because I was so small, after the initial impact my body was relatively unscathed. I was lucky to be alive and not hitting my head is what saved me. 6 months of agonizing pain has made any injury that followed seem like a small boo boo. What followed included snapping both forearms, breaking both collar bones, broken nose, 15 cm spiral fracture on my left tibia and a fractured fibia, broken fingers and multiple concussions.

[InCognito]

Running across a road after my father. I was only 18 months old and had just learnt how to walk/run. The truck clipped me and snapped my leg and broke a collar bone and just about bruise most of my body, but because I was so small, after the initial impact my body was relatively unscathed. I was lucky to be alive and not hitting my head is what saved me. 6 months of agonizing pain has made any injury that followed seem like a small boo boo. What followed included snapping both forearms, breaking both collar bones, broken nose, 15 cm spiral fracture on my left tibia and a fractured fibia, broken fingers and multiple concussions.

Oh boy, I couldn't even remember anything before 4 years old.

[[MPGH]Doc]

Oh boy, I couldn't even remember anything before 4 years old.

I don't remember much other than what parents told me. But I remember the pain. And to this day I still have aches in the joints on the side where I got hit.

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

When I was in 7th grade - in the gym lockers. People were fucking with me, after I fucked with them. I opened my locker, and my middle finger still in it and they slammed it.

It didn't take all my nail off, but under my nail was bleeding, and it was like that for a few months.

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Running across a road after my father. I was only 18 months old and had just learnt how to walk/run. The truck clipped me and snapped my leg and broke a collar bone and just about bruise most of my body, but because I was so small, after the initial impact my body was relatively unscathed. I was lucky to be alive and not hitting my head is what saved me. 6 months of agonizing pain has made any injury that followed seem like a small boo boo. What followed included snapping both forearms, breaking both collar bones, broken nose, 15 cm spiral fracture on my left tibia and a fractured fibia, broken fingers and multiple concussions.

God damn...

[Symmetrical]

Once I slept on my arm and when I woke up I could NOT move it no matter how hard I tried. It would literally not respond to my neural signals.
But the most pain I had was earlier this summer when my gall bladder failed and I was puking up gall. Cramps were terrible and I too had a 4" needle stuck into my dick. 3 days later when I could get up they pulled it out.... slowly ='(

I still have nightmares.

What you had there was called "Sleep Paralysis"
It is when you are half awake half asleep ..
Its Nomal .. Almost Everyone has It
and It always happen without you even Knowing
Whenever that happens try to relax ..
Wiggle your toes, Blink your Eyes, Move your Fingers and Think Happy Thoughts..

or ..
You can turn It to Lucid Dreaming ..
Google how to do it .. !
You Will Enjoy ..
You can even stop or FIGHT your nightmares ..

[Polo]

When I was in 7th grade - in the gym lockers. People were fucking with me, after I fucked with them. I opened my locker, and my middle finger still in it and they slammed it.

It didn't take all my nail off, but under my nail was bleeding, and it was like that for a few months.

HAHAHAHA YOU GOT OWNED BITCH.

Just kidding. Some shit like that happened to me lol. Was late to school, was grabbing my bag out of the car and some dick came and like hit the door, shit closed while my thumb was still thurr. /omfg

Shit hurt like fuck


edit: wtf i have your ugly ass font

[[MPGH]KING]

I continually stub my toe. You don't know shyt for pain... till you stub your pinky toe.

[noob555]

Do you have arthritis?

Probably the last time I've been pain was slammed my pinkie toe into a door and it completely ripped the nail off.

Took a xray something about my knee being too close to my kneecap

[[MPGH]KING]

Me, about 30 mins ago. Was riding in the night (my bicycle), went off road and well hit a ditch, did a flip and landed on cement. My whole left side is in pain. I don't remember the last time I was in this much pain...

Tylenol and go to sleep. Problem Solved

Me, whenever I visit MPGH.net

Lies, you erect when you log on.

whenever I drink my warm glass of milk too fast before bed time

POOSY

At times I masturbate so hard that I tear skin off of my dick

Go hard or go home.

Right now, with these horrible mutha fuckin sunburns.

Vitamin D gewd for u

When I nearly shot my thumb off with my crossbow because I didn't adjust my grip correctly.

Dumbass

My knees hurt ALOT every now and then.

STFU poosy, my knees 2. Start taking fish oil pills

Do you have arthritis?

Probably the last time I've been pain was slammed my pinkie toe into a door and it completely ripped the nail off.

Amen son

When I was in 6th grade, I had surgery on my chest, so I wasn't able to get out of bed. So they stuck a needle in my dick for me to pee. When I recovered.... they had to pull it out ... :'C

Tylenol. Problem Solved

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mine was when me and a few friends was driving and wrecked the car into a tree, lucky we all lived just with some broken bones and scars :|

Poosy.....?

Probably when I was rock climbing and a baseball sized rock bounced and hit me square on the forehead, I was bleeding profusely and it hurt like a bitch. Good thing I was on a sort of grass patch on the rocks, so I had a while to recover until I scaled the rocks again.

Never rock climbed beneath somebody again.
It happened like last year, not alot of bad things happen to me
.

Should have took a picture with like a kewl smirk/smile. Badass Zoro Pose.

Got chalked on my skateboard, slammed head into cement bowl. The pain was incredible. Honorable mentions:
-Cutting a wart off with a pair of scissors
-Toe nail getting ripped out
-Slamming knee into brick

Should have froze of the wart. ur fault

A month ago .
I got sun burned really bad in my chest and back area that my blood pressure in those areas were so high that it was causing me itches and rash .
I didn't even sleep for 3 days and then when I slept I had to sleep with 3 ice packs on my back .

Ice bath. Problem Solved

When i was a kid i used to jump from a bed to another , so i did it for last time and i landed on the ground and a little piece of my skin found it behind me

I think i saw my bone

Mommy called the doctor.
The Doctor said:
NO MORE MONKEY's JUMPING ON THE BED

probably when I poured boiling water all over my arm, but I was verrrrrry young so I dont really remember the pain...


something that I remember is that when yesterday I was taking a dump, it felt like there would be fucking knifes coming out of my ass....

It water, stop being a poosy

I almost tor my acl the day b4 registration last year skateing 2 and not to mention i ate shit around a blind corner on a busy 2 lane street ALL Dat shit+ the first 2 weeks of school in crutches + fattass swollen knee = my life

Almost don't mean shyt.

When I am seing that someone wrote swag or yolo somewhere on the www, it feels like getting shot in my leg...

Amen (To short but obviously not)(Fix the plugin Daverun)

[Bernard]

Hit my damn funny bone, felt that numb painful feeling from the funny bone all the way up to the tip of my pinky and I felt a burn in that area, had to use an icepack

[Helper]

Right now, with these horrible mutha fuckin sunburns.

THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE

[DєfKOniK]

i jumped from a like 10m high building into a snow pile... that pile was just soft snow, so i went through it and internally bruised both my heals. that was last xmas