The Vagina Ass of Lucifer ******bastard

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https://viewer.zoho.com/docs/urlview...%2520Wunjo.pdf

It's just a book guys, but I think it's funneh as hell, and mehh.. didn't understand it properly but they say that's pretty deep too..

[Azathᴏth]

I see you ventured into the writing profession.

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!”

Quite possibly the best opening line of any book ever written.

[Scruffy]

Consider it purchased.

[Genoble]

I don't read books but I may read this one.

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Like seriously guys, this dude uses his own way to tell us how much things are fucked up, he has more books but I ain't advertising them here.

[Scruffy]

Seriously though, such prose as:

“Sure thing, King!” Lucifer said, then he pulled out the Ass fairy’s magic wand and shot the king of the Beaners in his gay face.

does not come around more than once every few hundred years... this is truly a masterpiece.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

Seriously though, such prose as:

does not come around more than once every few hundred years... this is truly a masterpiece.

Oh there's this other part on the book when he fucks that queen bitch and says: "I'm gonna fuck you so hard your nipples are going to be blue and fall off.", dat was funneh...

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

Seriously though, such prose as:

does not come around more than once every few hundred years... this is truly a masterpiece.

This book is full of fantastic literature. It's very heartwarming.

[BluntGod_]

-reads book.
-gives all my money to the author.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

“Hey Lucifer!” It said. “How’s my favorite ******bastard today?
You look like you’ve had the gayest day ever to be a day!”
“It’s been the gayest day in the history of gay days!” Lucifer threw up his hands, screamed at the blueballs sky.
“Its been so gay, even dicks in asses and touching balls covered in chink-flip asslube couldn’t match it for gayness!”
“Wow!” Said the sack of babyshit. “That’s pretty fucking gay!”

I just saved the .pdf I'm going to read this from my phone from now on.

[Paladin]

Years from now, schoolchildren will read this, and teachers will explain that this is how a modern Shakespeare came about.

[Azathᴏth]

Oh my gawd this shit is amazing. He had me at ass-vaginas.

[DarkLordXYZ]

Like I'll read it :P We're taking Macbeth this year!!

[Sjoerd]

dat avatar ....