United States Vs. Canada

[chacha02]

This is the place to end the debate of whos the better country. Post the country you choose, and reasons why. My opinion:

Who: Canada!

Why:Hockey, maple syrup, and SUM 41 nukkas!

[kcfreak]

Canada, and btw im america

Why: THEY DONT FUCK WITH ANYONE

[nobartholem]

This is the place to end the debate of whos the better country. Post the country you choose, and reasons why. My opinion:

Who: Canada!

Why:Hockey, maple syrup, and SUM 41 nukkas!

Who: America!
Why: People who hate hockey players, lacrosse, football, baseball, real sports (sorry curlers, but your gay), people who drink maple syrup, pizza mut, bodies, Guitars that arent made of plastic, Living end, Bowling for soup, Disturbed, Weird al, and yo mama jokes.

BEAT THAT CANADIAN ******S!!

[Paroxysm]

Who: America!
Why: People who hate hockey players, lacrosse, football, baseball, real sports (sorry curlers, but your gay), people who drink maple syrup, pizza mut, bodies, Guitars that arent made of plastic, Living end, Bowling for soup, Disturbed, Weird al, and yo mama jokes.

BEAT THAT CANADIAN ******S!!

Weed.

Canada wins.

[nobartholem]

canada sucks dick. its always cold there. theres nothing to do but eat and watch hockey.



Canada is cold.

Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.

But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.

The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullshit. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.

Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?

Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.

And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.

Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.

Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.

Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.

They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.

Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.

I'm serious.

They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"

Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...

If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.

Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?

You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.

[Zeinland]

Who = USA.

Why = You fuck with us, and you get fucked.

[nobartholem]

thats what i was gonna put....

USA

land of the nukes
!!!!

[Juan]

alright fake ass slim shady
your in puerto rico
not fucking usa
and canada is the best country
to be in right now.

[Zeinland]

What the fuck is with the fake shit?, Still hating on me cracker?, Its the same shit here.
French Canadians = Fails

Canada is good, but compared to USA, its a shit zone.

[Mouzie]

I pick United States..they help my nation and we helped them. :3

[zildjiandw]

FUCK BOTH OF THEM! there done

[nobartholem]

omg muslim alert!!!

[hbk]

CANADA RULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[nobartholem]

CANADA...lol...

canada blows a fat one

[bannedshow]

alright fake ass slim shady
your in puerto rico
not fucking usa
and canada is the best country
to be in right now.

hahaha puerto rico is considered a colonized part of the US so stfu