What is the WORST joke you know?

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

What the fuck man... so many black jokes.




What would the Simpsons be called if they were black?




















































******S

[Bernard]

No nazi or racist comments. (5 Day Ban)

loool

But of course Dabis won't ban you guys

Gotta love General.

[Maxedout]

These are fun .

I was taking a biology exam and one of the questions was to name some things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently ******s was incorrect.

A mexican and a ****** are riding in a car...who is driving?
A cop!

The Antique shop - A man walked into a NY antique store and saw a fascinating sculpture: a brass rat. He asked the shop-owner the price. "Well," the owner said, "the rat itself is just $75, but you would want the book it comes with, it's very important and costs $200 more." "Well," says the man - "I'll take the rat-I really don't need the book right now."
"Ok, it's your choice, but you'll be back" said the owner, handing the rat to the customer. The customer left and put the rat in the rear window of his small compact. As he drove down the FDR drive past Harlem he saw something amazing. Rats were starting to run after his car. First a few, than more and more, pouring out of buildings, sewers and abandoned lots, a multitude, millions of rats were running after his car, from all sides. Finally they began swarming over the car itself, intent on reaching the brass rat. The driver, fearing for his life pointed the car towards the East River and jumped out. To his amazement, the millions of rats followed the car right into the river and drowned!
The man headed straight back to the antique shop. "I knew you'd be back," said the owner - "I bet you want to buy the book, now, right?" "Fuck the book," said the man - "you got any brass ******s?"

[Mc565]

So many racist jokes, yet still so funny

[AirCanada]

What do you call a ****** in a sleeping bag ?

A mars bar.

What do you call 2 ******s in a sleeping bag?

A twix.

[Hux]

this makes me laught
play them both at the same time

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[JohnFame]

Thats disgusting. Shoot that sperm

[KingDot]

How does every black joke start?
With someone looking around to see if there are any black people around

[Tall kiwi]

Did you hear the joke about the baby with AIDS?
It never gets old!

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
You get banned from the petting zoo.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling

How do you Kill a thousand flies?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You roll up her sleeve

Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls (this made me lol)

This is great: A black boy goes to his mother and says
"YO MAMA, I GOT DA BIGGEST DICK IN DA TIRD GRADE, IS IT CUZ IM BLACK?"
And she says
"NAW NIGGA IT'S CUZ YOU 19."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter." The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?!" The man says, "Active? Hell no! Most of the time she just lies there and cries." (old but one of my favs)

What's the best part about fucking a 12 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back and she looks 8

[Royce]

******s .

[Bernard]

Did you hear the joke about the baby with AIDS?
It never gets old!

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
You get banned from the petting zoo.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling

How do you Kill a thousand flies?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You roll up her sleeve

Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls (this made me lol)

This is great: A black boy goes to his mother and says
"YO MAMA, I GOT DA BIGGEST DICK IN DA TIRD GRADE, IS IT CUZ IM BLACK?"
And she says
"NAW NIGGA IT'S CUZ YOU 19."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter." The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?!" The man says, "Active? Hell no! Most of the time she just lies there and cries." (old but one of my favs)

What's the best part about fucking a 12 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back and she looks 8

Loved the one about the black guy in the third grade

[Color]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

Lmfao, that joke just made me smile

[PyrexxHero®]

Want to hear a joke?



... My life

[Instrumental]

I have a retarded cousin that raise pigs. So they can make portuguese sausage.

How do you make a handkerchief dance? YOU PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT.

What do you need to ride a skateboard?
Answer: A skateboard

So, an indecisive man walked into the bar. The bartender asks "What would you like?". The man answers, "I dunno."