How many children do you need to make an autistic man commit suicide.
26.
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
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What do you do if you don't like ******s?
Go stand with something hot next to them, they will melt
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Oh I get it thats funny
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a basket? One dead baby in ten baskets.
What's the difference between me having a dead baby and a ferrari in my garage? I don't own a ferrari.
What did the mother say when her baby fell down the stairs? Finally, the crying stopped.
What is red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas? Cancer.
How are babies and old people similar? Both are fun to chuck out of moving cars.
What bounces up and down at a hundred miles an hour? A baby tied to the back of my truck.
What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.
I have more but I am getting lazy.
That's a fucked up joke....... pretty fucking disgusting.... lol.
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