I just don't want to lie to her, it'll start me off on a bad foot.
I thought about that, but for certain circumstances I won't say, it won't work.
This will be my Plan B.
This is probably the best advice I've seen on this thread.
Uhm...... O.o
I'm trying to avoid that if possible.
This shall be my final resort
Gross
I'd really choose not to.
When you meet her mom, pull out your dick
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You are now a Christian. You prefer personal devotion and study over group study and that is why you do not attend Church. You believe the Bible is based on historical facts as well moral story. Your English is impeccable and you are a gentleman. When she first see's you, your first words are "Hello miss, I am [FULL NAME], it is a pleasure to meet you" while smiling and give a very slight bow. As you walk into the house you take off your shoes and politely ask where to put them. Before eating dinner you remember that Christian-fanatics say grace. You keep your head bowed (do not put your chin to your chest but about two inches away), eyes closed, and hands together. You keep your elbows off of the table.
When she talks to you about your future, you be honest, however you add in you also want to pursue your degree in Entrepreneurship to own your own business in whatever you actually want to Major in. Your grades are A's and B's with the majority being A's.
If she drops something, pick it up for her. Help her do the dishes. Ask if there is anything else you can do to help. Be very polite to her daughter in front of her. Do not look at her daughter for longer than three seconds whilst her daughter is not speaking. Face her and look her in the eye whilst talking to her.
If you do not wish to lie to her about your religion, stretch it. You are now agnostic. Explain to her that you believe that there is a higher deity out there, but you have yet to understand it. That you are willing to pursue research behind the subject. Shit like that.
Do you know how easy it is to get hardass moms to like you? Hell, if a guy looking like me can do it, so can you. It takes being polite, as well as intelligent.
Last edited by Lehsyrus; 01-04-2013 at 09:31 PM.
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Lie, lie, lie.
@Dr. Sheldon Cooper
I suggest that you shouldn't lie about your relationship. Her mom will eventually find out sooner or later.
The thing is, don't lie. But be polite about it. Respect your religion and maybe she will respect your opinion. Calling yourself an atheist isn't a thing. It's a title. Nothing more. You CHOOSE to label yourself as an atheist, but really it's just a chosen. I suggest you read some things about Christianity (bible, etc) to familiarize yourself though. Don't bring up your religion unless she brings it up.
Also, learn some simple Spanish phrases that will make you not look like a complete idiot. If you plan to take this seriously, make sure you don't look like an idiot. She wouldn't want her daughter to marry some idiot that has no respect for anything whatsoever.
But most of all, be polite. Even if she offends you anyway, be polite. Shrug it off. Just make sure not to offend her in anyway.
Again, don't take what I say seriously. I'm not telling you to do this or do that. This is just an advice. Not an order.
Best of luck
Last edited by KingDot; 01-04-2013 at 09:55 PM.
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Originally Posted by KingDot
This shit is like the show Extreme Cougar Wives.
It isn't the first time I've met her, but the 1st time was more like a Hi-Bye kind of thing. And I've taken mental notes of everything you said, but most of the middle paragraph I though all guys did that? o.o
We aren't a couple YET, that's why I want to meet her mom before we get together to get off on the right foot. And as for the 2nd part I used to be a Catholic for about 15 years, then Christian for a year, and I've been an Atheist for the past two years. As for he Spanish, I'm Dominican-American. I can hold a basic conversation but i'm going to attempt to get her to level with me on my Spanish.
For the record (for both posts): I do not intend to bring up religion at all, in fact I'm trying to avoid the subject all together. But I just want a back up plan in the high possibility she brings it up.
EDIT: @KingDot I apologize if my response came off as Flaming, that wasn't my intention, I was just clarifying. if
Last edited by -Madara_Uchihă-; 01-04-2013 at 10:59 PM.
I would make a huge wall of text giving you advice, but I choose not to let Canadian reply to advice again XD