-MiniTroll- Apple Help Chat

[Raple]

You are now chatting with Jenny

Jenny: Hi there! How are you?

You: Hello Jenny, I m great

Jenny: Glad to hear it! How can I help you today?

Me: Ok, well I bought a new Mac not too long ago.

Jenny: Okay, I'm listening.

Me: I'm having a problem with it.

Me: I'm not sure what to do, it's a pretty major problem

Jenny:What seems to be the problem?

Me: It's a Mac.

Me: It doesn't seem to want to run any of my games.

Jenny: Okay, is the gaming software for Mac?

Me: It said it was, so I would think so

Jenny: I understand. Are you unable to install the games at all?

Me: I install them with no problem, and I run them and BOOM usual Mac error.

Jenny: What is the usual Mac error message?

Me: "Cannot run this application."

Jenny: I see, have you contacted our technical support team Applecare by phone or gone into an Apple Store for assistance on this yet?

Me: I do not own a phone, and the nearest apple store is 2 hours away.

Me: I picked up this Mac on the way home from a business trip.

Jenny: Ok, I understand. Well, I suppose I could try and troubleshoot your problem.

Me: Well, it isn't too much of a problem.

Jenny: You told me it was a very major problem earlier in the chat.

Me: The problem is that it is a Mac.

Jenny: I see, well it is your opinion and you may choose not to buy Apple products.

Me: I think I'll just throw it away.

Jenny: Ok, you have a great day!

Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.



She didn't seem to like my "It's a Mac" comment

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

It's a mac

[Boombox]

Too long, not going to read.

[Sev.]

LOL that was pretty funny? not sure if Jenny is a real person or robot

[Sjoerd]

No, she simply doesn't care because she gets trolled every fucking day

[Raple]

Too long, not going to read.

Saw "Too Long"
Didn't read rest, brain categorized as douche.