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    Going to be stoned for the first time

    I'm going to a couple of friends friday to smoke some weed. Never smoked before, not even a cigarette. Any things I need to know?
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    SMOKE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AT ONE TIME!

    also bring food

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    SMOKE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AT ONE TIME!

    also bring food
    Okay, going to eat a lot too. Weed + beer, good combination?
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    Make sure no one put other shit in the weed otherwise your dead.

    If your parents would care, stay over night and make sure your good once you
    see them again.

    And bring like Doritos in case you get the munchies.
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    Do drugs, get addicted -> life ruined.

    Have fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambrinous View Post
    Make sure no one put other shit in the weed otherwise your dead.

    If your parents would care, stay over night and make sure your good once you
    see them again.

    And bring like Doritos in case you get the munchies.
    Oh shit, my parents are going to murder me if they see me stoned. Going to stay over night then, thanks.

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    You don't get addicted to the weed but to the tabacco you put in the joint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    Do drugs, get addicted -> life ruined.

    Have fun
    Weed isn't a drug Den.


    I have a few tips. First of all, do not expect to get high. Let it flow.

    Second, do not drink until you are absolute CERTAIN you will not e getting high.

    Third, brig beverages, beverages that taste good an will quench your thirst.

    Fourth, prepare a massive meal beforehand. Don't just go with snacks, have snacks AND a meal. Trust me.

    Fifth, only watch comedy if it is your first time. Or Action. Or a mix. You will enjoy.

    Sixth, make sure you hold each hit for seven seconds, then release.

    Seventh, ROTO eye drops work wonders.

    Eight, make sure you are very comfortable.

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    Ask them to blow you a shotgun. Hold it in , keep holding until you cough , eat some food, go to sleep.

    Just make sure it's not no boo boo reggie(low grade weed)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralyze. View Post
    Oh shit, my parents are going to murder me if they see me stoned. Going to stay over night then, thanks.



    You don't get addicted to the weed but to the tabacco you put in the joint.
    A joint with tobacco is called a spliff. A joint by itself is purely Ganja. That terminology will help you.

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    lol you first time smokers are cute. Lol beer and weed go good together, just don't drink too much or you get the spins (not fun). thank god smoking is legal here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Weed isn't a drug Den.
    Ahwell, i don't see the difference :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Weed isn't a drug Den.


    I have a few tips. First of all, do not expect to get high. Let it flow.

    Second, do not drink until you are absolute CERTAIN you will not e getting high.

    Third, brig beverages, beverages that taste good an will quench your thirst.

    Fourth, prepare a massive meal beforehand. Don't just go with snacks, have snacks AND a meal. Trust me.

    Fifth, only watch comedy if it is your first time. Or Action. Or a mix. You will enjoy.

    Sixth, make sure you hold each hit for seven seconds, then release.

    Seventh, ROTO eye drops work wonders.

    Eight, make sure you are very comfortable.
    dude ROTO makes the best fucking eye drops. Funny how the name is ROTO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    dude ROTO makes the best fucking eye drops. Funny how the name is ROTO.
    That tingly ass burning sensation they give you feels good as fuck.

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