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    Zimbabwe's Goverment only has $217.00 USD in its coffers

    Zimbabwe Has Just $217 In The Bank, Finance Minister Says

    Thats barely enough for a used PS Vita

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    do want to own africa, shall give them $1000 to become president

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    The fuck is Zimbabwe? Anyway that's f***ed up


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    >Be 6-7 years old
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    >Same situation happens and we blow each other
    >We try to fuck each other in the ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    do want to own africa, shall give them $1000 to become president
    Where corruption, terrorism, and clusterfucks happen
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    And you can also rent out Liechenstein (snoop dog tried).

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    That's just sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    That's just sad.
    Lol, I have more money than them

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    It's time you donate to them

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post
    It's time you donate to them
    Do we get a Zimbabwe tag if we donate 10$ to them

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    That's more money than we got. U.S National Money:-16.5 Trillion
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    Its name is Silence..


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    Quote Originally Posted by DontRUSHme View Post
    Do we get a Zimbabwe tag if we donate 10$ to them
    I'd totally donate $10 for a Zimbabwe tag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontRUSHme View Post
    Do we get a Zimbabwe tag if we donate 10$ to them
    $10 for a tag.. I bet if you donate $10 to them, you can be a General in their army, if they have one

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface97 View Post
    That's more money than we got. U.S National Money:-16.5 Trillion
    Zimbabwe has more US dollars than US has US dollars
    Why are we in Soviet Russia?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    woah thats pretty suprising.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    $10 for a tag.. I bet if you donate $10 to them, you can be a General in their army, if they have one
    Tehe
    Thats probably why...

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