Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....