I NEED AN ATTENTION GETTER

[DeathScourge]

are you trying to start with an anectdote, a quote, or rhetoric???

anectdotes are the easiest, well obviously.

if you use the quote you have to work around as to why you used that quote and how it fits your speech.

rhetoric is just there to intrigue, to keep them in awe if not wonder as to what you are trying to convey.

[Obama]

are you trying to start with an anectdote, a quote, or rhetoric???

As long as it grabs the attention of the audience, it doesnt matter. Sadly dave is monotone and has no enthusiasm when speaking so It will be hard for him to grab the audience.

Dave is really a fat ass though. I think theyll laugh at him anyway.

[DeathScourge]

As long as it grabs the attention of the audience, it doesnt matter. Sadly dave is monotone and has no enthusiasm when speaking so It will be hard for him to grab the audience.

Dave is really a fat ass though. I think theyll laugh at him anyway.

o snap, well i hope dave enoys the attention

[Shark]

That's not nice, Obama.

[DeathScourge]

lol, i love you snil.

anyways, DAVE

it would help to know what the fuck your going to talk about....

[Gourav2122]

IT IS THAT QUESTION... that we all would like to be answered...
the thing that has bugged us since the dawn of time, i have its solution.
i know the truth !
i shall speak it to you...

[Shark]

Bahaha.

That would get some attention, Gourba. :3

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

LOL FUCK U ******, GO BACK TO SWALLOWING YOUR DADS DICK WHEN U FIND HIM FROM AN ALLEY SMOKING CRACK

IM GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT A FEW QUALITIES OF MYSELF

BUT BEFORE I DO, I NEED AN ATTENTION GRABBER, NOTHING STUPID NOTHING RETARDED. HAXZORZ I READ THAT, BUT IT DOESN'T HELP ME TOO MUCH

[DeathScourge]

WELL FUCKING FINALLY, THE MPGH GOD SPEAKETH WHAT WE NEED TO HEAR IN ORDER TO ASSIST THEE

[Obama]

LOL FUCK U ******, GO BACK TO SWALLOWING YOUR DADS DICK WHEN U FIND HIM FROM AN ALLEY SMOKING CRACK

IM GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT A FEW QUALITIES OF MYSELF

BUT BEFORE I DO, I NEED AN ATTENTION GRABBER, NOTHING STUPID NOTHING RETARDED. HAXZORZ I READ THAT, BUT IT DOESN'T HELP ME TOO MUCH

MAYBE IF YOUR FATASS STOPPED WEEZING AND GETTING YOUR INHALER YOU COULD GIVE A GOOD SPEECH. AND BTW YOUR MOM IS NOT AT THE STORE RIGHT NOW. SHES SHOPPIN AT MAH HOUSE

[DeathScourge]

MAYBE IF YOUR FATASS STOPPED WEEZING AND GETTING YOUR INHALER YOU COULD GIVE A GOOD SPEECH. AND BTW YOUR MOM IS NOT AT THE STORE RIGHT NOW. SHES SHOPPIN AT MAH HOUSE

lol, obama's trying to join Arun

[[MPGH]Killian]

Start with a joke a put people's names in that are attending the speech.

[Obama]

lol, obama's trying to join Arun

He wont do shit mang. He noes who his daddy is.

[Shark]

Is it me?

[Obama]

Is it me?

Do you know how a girl gets prego??