Make me laugh get a key ;)

[Der-Cheater]

gimme the key, bitchatcho

[Remember]

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

[UnshavenBrother]

this will make you laugh

[mpscp]

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

[dayzxhackerx]

[devildogto]

Two hunter are hunting in the woods one gets sick they decided to stay hunter 1 goes out and come back with a dear on his back How you do dat hunter 2 asked hunter 1 replays "I see dear tracks i see dear Boom
Day to hunter 1 goes out and comes back with a moose on his back hunter 2 asked how u do dat " i see moose tracks i see moose" he replays on day 3 hunter 1 goes out and comes back with a bear his back hunter 2 replays how u do dat? "i see bear tracks i see bear boom"
On the last day hunter 1 comes back in a wheel chair how you do dat "i see train tracks i see train boom, boom TRAIN DONT STOP!

[lilsethy99]

What do you call a cheap circumcision.

A rip off!

[devildogto]

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full

[prebb98]

I know you laughed, now wheres my key?

[Laslod]

You sure about that? :P
It's the Urban Dictionarys definition of Caucasian (and penis, lol)

What??? That's crazy! I swear I never saw that definition. When I typed out my comment I even chose the word visible (dick) over no (dick). Mind = *blown*

[burgerburgeler]

[Loganater23]

Racist Jokes | ****** Jokes | Black Jokes <<< fits my personality perfectly

So... do you know why Africa is a shit hole? Because there are no jews!

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Hitler, I HATE JEW!

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https://www.racist-jokes.info/jewjokes.html

(I really hope I don't get banned for this postLO)

[duckyomurder]

Didntmean to attach image Sorry!!

also Cyanide and Happiness

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[Dinner Knife]

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer.

[oMzahS]

this will make you laugh

1:24...That shit had me on the floor...