You Guys Wanna Hear a Joke? [MPGH Joke Thread]

[Woodhouse]

You wanna hear a joke huh?

 

OP

I take it someone took my joke too seriously.

[Mr.Seyeko]

thought this was pretty funny

[Tall kiwi]

Some anti jokes for you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

[Margherita]

Knock Knock
Who's there
You
You who?
Hello

[Heartview]

I take it someone took my joke too seriously.

Jokes are serious business. Some people even rely on them for a living.

[BoxHead1080]

Some anti jokes for you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Lol so fucked up but so funny.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

thought this was pretty funny

Reminds me of popeyes lool.

[KidoThe]

How do you get Pikachu on a plane?

Poke-m-on.

[Maxedout]

This is a good one, not mine but still a good one.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape
What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

[Terio]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

[idungivafuhk]

Heres a runescape joke that can get pretty much anyone banned. I lolled when I saw this on the internet.
Guy 1:Knock knock
Guy 2:Who's there?
Guy 1:John
Guy 2:John who?
Guy 1:Reported for asking personal details.
lmfao

[Meeep]

Here's some good ones, bolded my personal favorites:

- What do redheads miss most about a great party? The invitation.

- How many gingers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to sit in the dark.

- Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

- A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

- What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

- Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms......... Knock knock. Whos there? Not Sally.

- How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

- If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

- Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

- What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

- A seal walks into a club.

- What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

- Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

- What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

- The WNBA.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

This is a good one, not mine but still a good one.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape
What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

Not bad, not bad

[Aborted]

This is a good one, not mine but still a good one.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape
What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

​Ahh some tasteful racism.

[KidoThe]

I got one: MySpace