I accidently punched my girlfriend. How do i get her back?

[[MPGH]Thunder]

lmao, sorry but thats funny... pokemon is more important then a GF?

dude.. i don't think your ready for a gf

You obviously don't understand how rare a shiny pokemon is

[Vaas Montenegro]

For me is better a girlfriend of a gameboy or whatever is it

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Your own fault

[Aborted]

That bitch interrupted a shiny pokemon catch.
That's just sad man. Go talk to her.

[I EAT COCK]

That bitch interrupted a shiny pokemon catch.
That's just sad man. Go talk to her.

Give that bitch expensive gifts, bitches love gifts

[Mr.Seyeko]

You obviously don't understand how rare a shiny pokemon is

Never played pokemon

[CORNC0B]

You dont deserve her.

[MiHawK-]

violence against women to deathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Nyan]

Punched her for POKEMON? e_e

[Alejandro10]

[Kallisti]

Punched her for POKEMON? e_e

it was an accident nobody understands

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You dont deserve her.

Whatever you say

[Mr.Seyeko]

cutesecrets.me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

your so fucking gay BR

[Kallisti]

I'm going to try calling her now

[LopiiCar]

So here we go

My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

(For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

I am like "何しやがる!!" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.

 

Here's a pic for non believers

she dumped you soooooo you might as well play your pokemon alone now

[Kallisti]

she dumped you soooooo you might as well play your pokemon alone now

not like i have a choice now