How do you wipe your ass after a shit?

[Pheles]

I squat on the toilet seat then I wipe.

So, I am not the only one?

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Definitely just lean to wipe my ass. People who stand to wipe aren't getting proper access to their ass. I conclude that these people walk around with dirty asses all day.

[Joshcarr2006]

Definitely just lean to wipe my ass. People who stand to wipe aren't getting proper access to their ass. I conclude that these people walk around with dirty asses all day.

that's what I was thinking because when they stand up there ass closes. But when my friends told me they stand up I was like WTF who does that.

[Aborted]

that's what I was thinking because when they stand up there ass closes. But when my friends told me they stand up I was like WTF who does that.

Stand up, then bend over. We don't stand straight up, else your ass cheeks get in the way.

[Riddick]

After seeing @Aborted thread thought I would make my own. So how do you wipe after a shit. My friend told me that he stands up to wipe and as a person that just leans to the side I was like WTF people do that. So do you lean or stand MPGH.

With toilet roll would be a start!!!!

[JimTheGreat]

I get someone to lick it off for me.

[InCognito]

So, I am not the only one?

Squatting is way better, people think its weird because they never tried it. That shit slither out like a snake and when I wipe always 100% clean cause I get all the angles.

[Aborted]

Squatting is way better, people think its weird because they never tried it. That shit slither out like a snake and when I wipe always 100% clean cause I get all the angles.

The human body is actually designed to squat. When sitting upright, the anal sphincter is not fully relaxed. Thin about it, before humans were civilized, do you think we sat on boxes? No. We shat on the fucking ground.

[Joshcarr2006]

lol who the fuck stands. Learner for life!