Almsot got raped

[Kallisti]

Can you tl;dr me?

Just read it lazy ass.

[Bernard]

o god why.

[Joshcarr2006]

Hell should have hit it free pussy is free pussy

Cool story bro tell it again please.

So Here I Am, Walking To The Nearest Convenience Store For Some Breakfast (Onigiri Fuck Yeah!)
So After I Eat My Delicious Onigiri Which Only Cost About 120 Yen (1.5 USD), I Get Ready To Leave The Store And Head Home To Play Some Games.

So Outside There Is This Lady Who Looks Like She Is In Her 30-40s, And She Is Carrying A Lot Of Bags. She Told Me She Lived Nearby And Asked If I Could Help Her Carry Some Of Her Groceries Back To Her Place. We Have A Lot Of Respect Around My Area, So I Agreed.

So After About A 5 Minute Walk Of Carrying Some Heavy Ass Bags Of Food, We Arrive And She Lets Me In. I Put The Groceries On Her Counter.

I'm About To Leave And Say My "お邪魔しました" (Something You Say When You Are Leaving A Hosts House) And 左様なら (Sayounara) And Stuff Like That, And I Head Towards The Door.

Next Thing I Know This Lady Grabs My Arm And Says "ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ。" Or "Please Wait. My Husband Won't Be Back For A While"

Now I Really Didn't Feel Like Doing This, So I Was Like "離せよババァ”　Or "Get Off Me Lady" And Ripped My Hand Away.

As I Get Through The Doorway To Outside, She Grabs Me Again And Says "お願い。行かないで下さいよ” Or "Please. Please Don't Go"

I'm Like "警察署に行きたくなけりゃ離せよ" Or "If You Don't Wanna Be Headed Straight To The Police Then Let Go"

She Let Go And I GTFO From That Place.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

[Kallisti]

Would you like fucking a 40 year old lady that's not even good looking?

Might as well go fuck a prostitute with a tit 3 cup sizes larger than the other too, because pussy is pussy

[Joshcarr2006]

Would you like fucking a 40 year old lady that's not even good looking?

Might as well go fuck a prostitute with a tit 3 cup sizes larger than the other too, because pussy is pussy

fuck yeah I would hell would even call some of my boys to tag team dat shit. I would try to brake dat old bitches hip. Hell you don't know that bitch migh have the tightest pussy you ever had.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

Would you like fucking a 40 year old lady that's not even good looking?

Might as well go fuck a prostitute with a tit 3 cup sizes larger than the other too, because pussy is pussy

If I were in your shoes... hell yeah.

Stop being a little bitch! GO BACK TO HER HOUSE TOMORROW AND APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN AND DENYING PUSSY WHEN IT WAS GIVEN TO YOU.

[iTzSeyeko™JR #1]

So here I am, walking to the nearest convenience store for some breakfast (onigiri fuck yeah!)
So after I eat my delicious Onigiri which only cost about 120 yen (1.5 USD), I get ready to leave the store and head home to play some games.

So outside there is this lady who looks like she is in her 30-40s, and she is carrying a lot of bags. She told me she lived nearby and asked if I could help her carry some of her groceries back to her place. We have a lot of respect around my area, so I agreed.

So after about a 5 minute walk of carrying some heavy ass bags of food, we arrive and she lets me in. I put the groceries on her counter.

I'm about to leave and say my "お邪魔しました" (something you say when you are leaving a hosts house) and 左様なら (sayounara) and stuff like that, and I head towards the door.

Next thing I know this lady grabs my arm and says "ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ。" or "Please wait. My husband won't be back for a while"

Now I really didn't feel like doing this, so I was like "離せよババァ”　or "Get off me lady" and ripped my hand away.

As I get through the doorway to outside, she grabs me again and says "お願い。行かないで下さいよ” or "please. please don't go"

I'm like "警察署に行きたくなけりゃ離せよ" or "If you don't wanna be headed straight to the police then let go"

She let go and I GTFO from that place.

Do You Think You're Cool When You Capitalize Every Word?

[Kallisti]

Do You Think You're Cool When You Capitalize Every Word?

I'm a CS you fucking retard, I can't control it. It is automatic /fp

[Tide]

I'm a CS you fucking retard, I can't control it. It is automatic /fp

Dont mind jackasses like him.

[JimTheGreat]

Horni motherfucka.

[I EAT COCK]

Just read it lazy ass.

How about no?

[Kallisti]

How about no?

obvious spammer trying to get 1337 posts is obvious.

You are a disgrace to Portugal

[LopiiCar]

So here I am, walking to the nearest convenience store for some breakfast (onigiri fuck yeah!)
So after I eat my delicious Onigiri which only cost about 120 yen (1.5 USD), I get ready to leave the store and head home to play some games.

So outside there is this lady who looks like she is in her 30-40s, and she is carrying a lot of bags. She told me she lived nearby and asked if I could help her carry some of her groceries back to her place. We have a lot of respect around my area, so I agreed.

So after about a 5 minute walk of carrying some heavy ass bags of food, we arrive and she lets me in. I put the groceries on her counter.

I'm about to leave and say my "お邪魔しました" (something you say when you are leaving a hosts house) and 左様なら (sayounara) and stuff like that, and I head towards the door.

Next thing I know this lady grabs my arm and says "ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ。" or "Please wait. My husband won't be back for a while"

Now I really didn't feel like doing this, so I was like "離せよババァ”　or "Get off me lady" and ripped my hand away.

As I get through the doorway to outside, she grabs me again and says "お願い。行かないで下さいよ” or "please. please don't go"

I'm like "警察署に行きたくなけりゃ離せよ" or "If you don't wanna be headed straight to the police then let go"

She let go and I GTFO from that place.

lol,dafuq?

[DarkLordXYZ]

now wonder you're a cocksucker