[18+ only, incredibly NSFW] Doc's Adventures at the Sydney Sexpo 2013

[[MPGH]Doc]

Note: I didn't take a photo for every occasion so I'll just rehost some photos to illustrate the scenery.

So after dropping my parents off at the station for them to go overseas, I go over to my girlfriends house to hang out. We had nothing to do, so Kirstie suggests we go to the Sexpo. I say "why the fuck not". So we book it to the station and arrive within the hour. We figure the food will be expensive so first off we went to Maccas and claimed some free instant wins(Chicken Deluxe burger + chicken wrap). I also take a furious dump before the show. Then we make our way to the Exhibition Centre. Tickets were $27 per person which was pretty good.

We arrive and we're immediately bombarded with titties. Several plasmas are showing various scenes of lezzos 69ing, whilst people walk around with dildos on their heads.

I decide it's probably best to get the rides over and done with before the performances begin plus we can relax walking around and not queue for the rides when the show gets packed.

First ride was The Gerbil Sex Train. It's basically a horror ride but with BDSM and fake piss. Not bad for a couple of dollars.



Nest up was The Peep Show. Again it was cheap and it's exactly as it sounds. Pay 5 bucks, go into a booth and watch a girl strut her stuff butt naked. Not bad but the girl looked like a poor mans Skin Diamond, plus Kirstie and I spent the whole time wondering if she could see us staring at her. That would been awkward as I was making some weird faces.



There was a Shadow Theater thing that was banned from previous shows, but it was pretty lame. Just looked like a projector playing shadow sex.



Next up we saw the Badboy of Australia strut their junk on the main-stage. Definitely something Dixtacy would've loved.



There was also a Sex Maze but didn't seem that interesting plus the centre was beginning to fill up so there was plenty of other things to see like boobs.

We did some more walking around. Saw some hypnotism shit. This was fucking weird, the guy was getting a bunch of people to play the piano under hypnosis and this one crazy asian lady was going bat shit crazy. Other weird things included a creepy fat guy trying to play the saxophone with his hands around his imaginary penis.



Decided to take a photo of my nude self.



Saw a really weird, awkard fetish demonstration comprised of overweight 40+ year olds. Shit was nasty. -10 points for the domesticated humpback whale holding a whip.

Also saw @Hannibal, @Ethereal and @iTzSeyeko™ at the show oddly enough. You can see the whale in the background.



Ended up watching a 20 minute show on the main stage called Trinity Porter & Wildest Girls of the West. IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. TITTIES, ASS, DRY HUMPING, WET HUMPING, SCISSORING, GROOLING, LICKING, DEEP THROATING, GYMNASTICS. This performance alone was worth the entry fee. I'll post some photos, sorry bout the quality, was furiously masturbating. Will also upload a video upon mod approval (contains sweet sweet lesbian action).







After the performance, we walked around for about an hour. Did some shopping. Bumped into to some friends at the fetish stand which was... awkward.

Decided to head back home and check out the fruits of our adventure.

The Loot

Fleshlight Girls: Teagan Presey

Lelo Noa Premium Couples Massager

Love & Play: You & Me Pack (featuring assorted cockrings, bullets, kama sutra cards, head massager and other goodies)

Vibrator Glove (this thing is amazing on my balls)

Baci Lingerie Nighty (fits all nice and sexy on Kirstie) + a massive Lingerie Catalogue aka Christian porn

2 x Picture Mags (with 2 posters of Carli Banks)

Other shit I can't remember.

We've also got an O-Zone vibrator pack being sent to us courtesy of Little Hussy.















All in all it was a fucking awesome day. Will definitely go next year with more expendable cash.

[[MPGH]Thunder]

I'm 12 and currently at school. wat is dis

[Fleurious]

Such a good day.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Edit pictures and everything should be /hgewd

[[MPGH]master131]

@Doc Seems like you've been busy. I lol'ed at the people in the dick costumes and the crazy chick playing the piano.

[[MPGH]Doc]

Edit pictures and everything should be /hgewd

Fuck the rules. Title is good enough. It's 18+ plus for a reason plus Dave isn't responsible for what little kiddies find on the site, part of the ToS when they register. I'm covered on all bases.

[Paralyze]

CS paradise.

[HalfBajan]

Fuck the rules. Title is good enough. It's 18+ plus for a reason plus Dave isn't responsible for what little kiddies find on the site, part of the ToS when they register. I'm covered on all bases.

Have fun with your fleshlight!

EDIT:

WAIIIIIT
YO GIRLFRIEND BE @Fleurious
If that's her in her avatar then

[[MPGH]Doc]

Have fun with your fleshlight!

EDIT:

WAIIIIIT
YO GIRLFRIEND BE @Fleurious
If that's her in her avatar then

Already have. And I will neither confirm or deny that.

[HalfBajan]

Already have.

Oh gawsh, and read my last post again :3

[Synns]

put that fleshlight to good use.

[[MPGH]Doc]

Oh gawsh, and read my last post again :3

I have, and I edited my post. Not interested in proving anything, but in saying that, Fleurious is indeed my girlfriend.

[Tacticious✓]

well that was .. different

[Delko DJ]

i want to live at your country

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Fuck the rules. Title is good enough. It's 18+ plus for a reason plus Dave isn't responsible for what little kiddies find on the site, part of the ToS when they register. I'm covered on all bases.

Is that Jayden Jaymes dancing? FDP SUPER JELYY FDP