June 19th, 2009: The Day when I fucked up.

[Micheltjuh]

tl;dr: He was born on June the 19th

[DeathScourge]

well his dad may own the pc, my dad wouldn't let me on his when i was 19, so i went and built my own. then the fucker goes, "your'e using my electricity", later rips the cord out the wall. my mom came and kicked his ass, that was the funniest fight I ever seen in my life.

more or less, i got to keep "my" pc, but i had to let my fucking siblings use it since it's in thier house.
p.s. getting my own place REAL soon, XD

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

What a waste of time.

[[MPGH]iverson954360]

Well, today I skipped college due to a Killer Cold. Uber Coughing 'nd shit.



Now, I, (being a horny bastard), bet him that I could persuade her to shag him, if he would give me 20k SP (Stuff you buy with real money to buy shit in-game).



So, she comes out of the shower, and starts playing on his account.

Well, next I get raped[/COLOR]. And not in that way. .

So, at that time, I = uber stressed. She says that my friend only invited her to have sex with her, but I try taking the blame on me. Damn right, I'm brave!


Then my dad came, and he doesn't allow me to play the game, so I quickly turn the comp off.

Everything i've bolded but kept in black means its the truth, all the red is what he's lying about. He still lives at home, doesn't go to college. The girl is fictional, thus making his whole statement about her playing the game false. You guys can figure out the rest.

[DeathScourge]

buttsex???

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

buttsex???

Don't spam like a mfka?