When I was a Kid

[Snape]

when i was kid, dave use to make hacks for mpgh.

[666HiddenMaster666]

When I was a kid I lived in blissful ignorance

[I EAT COCK]

When I was a kid I could shit in my pants and people still laugh and not "WTF DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

[Mr.Seyeko]

when i was a kid, i use to sleep walk pretty bad.. walked to the neighbors house once, was so fukn scary.

[Dreamer.JR]

when I was a kid, I stuck a paperclip in my house's power surge/socket, then all the power in my house went out

[Aborted]

When I was a kid, I microwaved a plate of chicken nuggets for 5 entire minutes. Shit came out looking like coal, and on fire.

[Joshcarr2006]

When I was 11 I went door to door asking for money for charity my friend had cancer and needed 10k$ for his test and shit (didn't have a friend with cancer). Made about 3k$ doing this and used the money to get high and drunk.

When I was 5 and my brother was 4 I told him if he wiped his ass he would die he didn't wipe for two years.


When I was 18 I told a girl I wanted to marry her and I loved her more then anything in the world and wanted to be a dad to her kid just so I could go to her house so I didn't have to go to church.


I hate my other brother so when me and my friend would get high we would go in the house and piss on him why he was a sleep.

When I was 9 I pissed the bed so I picked my brother up and put him in my bed so my mom thought he did it.


I once took 500$ from a church because I found the key out in the parking lot and I would eat there food and hang out with my friends on the week days in the church.

I was playing football with my brother and he stopped and just stood there I knew why he stopped he had to shit so I run and pushed him down and he shit him self.

My ex worked at fast food and I found out she cheated on me so I went to her work to brake up with her she asked if I wanted anything to eat so she got me and my brother a lot of food for free when she came out with the food and sat it down I told her it was over and ate the food and she went back to taking orders crying. We got back to together a few times after this and I would always brake up with her like that.


I once rusty fish hooked my ex she started crying and throwing up. I thought it was funny as hell but she left me right after.

When I would go out to clubs I would put a dip in when girls asked if I wanted to make out I would say okay and spit my dip spit and dip in there mouth.

I got banned from the mall in my old city for life because it was my friends Bachelor party so I got him a blow up doll at the mall and I took it to the bath room and aired it up then took it to build a bear work shop and asked if they could put a voice box in it. Got a good lol at out the cop that walked me out

TLDR: I'm sick in the head and I love to fuck with people.

[Symmetrical]

When I was 11 I went door to door asking for money for charity my friend had cancer and needed 10k$ for his test and shit (didn't have a friend with cancer). Made about 3k$ doing this and used the money to get high and drunk.

When I was 5 and my brother was 4 I told him if he wiped his ass he would die he didn't wipe for two years.


When I was 18 I told a girl I wanted to marry her and I loved her more then anything in the world and wanted to be a dad to her kid just so I could go to her house so I didn't have to go to church.


I hate my other brother so when me and my friend would get high we would go in the house and piss on him why he was a sleep.

When I was 9 I pissed the bed so I picked my brother up and put him in my bed so my mom thought he did it.


I once took 500$ from a church because I found the key out in the parking lot and I would eat there food and hang out with my friends on the week days in the church.

I was playing football with my brother and he stopped and just stood there I knew why he stopped he had to shit so I run and pushed him down and he shit him self.

My ex worked at fast food and I found out she cheated on me so I went to her work to brake up with her she asked if I wanted anything to eat so she got me and my brother a lot of food for free when she came out with the food and sat it down I told her it was over and ate the food and she went back to taking orders crying. We got back to together a few times after this and I would always brake up with her like that.


I once rusty fish hooked my ex she started crying and throwing up. I thought it was funny as hell but she left me right after.

When I would go out to clubs I would put a dip in when girls asked if I wanted to make out I would say okay and spit my dip spit and dip in there mouth.

I got banned from the mall in my old city for life because it was my friends Bachelor party so I got him a blow up doll at the mall and I took it to the bath room and aired it up then took it to build a bear work shop and asked if they could put a voice box in it. Got a good lol at out the cop that walked me out

TLDR: I'm sick in the head and I love to fuck with people.

You posted about this before ..
You are one Bad ass ..

[[MPGH]Thunder]

when i was kid, dave use to make hacks for mpgh.

You're born in '95, you joined in 2008. So you were 13 years old when you joined, thus you were a teenager when he made hacks

[Gray]

When I was a kid I was shorter.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Quand j'etais un enfant, j'etais intelligent. (When I was small, I used to be smart.)

[Snape]

You're born in '95, you joined in 2008. So you were 13 years old when you joined, thus you were a teenager when he made hacks

95? how the fuck u know
Stalker :I

[[MPGH]Thunder]

95? how the fuck u know
Stalker :I

I hear that quite a lot actually.

[Prince.]

Quand j'etais un enfant, j'etais intelligent. (When I was small, I used to be smart.)

Translation: When I was a kid, I was intelligent.
I take french.

[Snape]

I hear that quite a lot actually.

Go shovel some snow, because this ,,spring" is so cool