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    Fucking dodged a bullet

    So we were waiting for the bus outside.

    Some guy sneezes, and I look to see a string of mucus about a foot long flying in the wind, I look to see another one, which is a mass of them stuck together with some white thing in the middle

    Flew right by me.

    fucking gross

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    I got to be honest, I almost pissed myself reading this.
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    How did it taste like .. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmetrical View Post
    How did it taste like .. ?
    I think i made it clear that I dodged it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    I think i made it clear that I dodged it
    One does not simply dodge a flying mucus ..
    It must have spread and some particles came to you ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmetrical View Post


    One does not simply dodge a flying mucus ..
    It must have spread and some particles came to you ..
    Even if these particles came, not enough to taste?


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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    I was worrying more about not getting bombarded with mucus than taking a picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    Even if these particles came, not enough to taste?


    Meh .. /
    After sneezing .. the man didn't even say sorry ..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post
    Flew Right By Me.


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    Another troll by Kallisti?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post
    Another troll by Kallisti?
    uh, no.

    Though I don't really care if you don't believe me either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    uh, no.

    Though I don't really care if you don't believe me either.
    Well .. today IS April fools day ..

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