Me (KenCat) Being A K2 Spy

[KenCat]

I LOVE the idea that I was a K2 spy... It was simply so retarded that I HAD to laugh at it.. On another site there was a thread about K2 spies existing and here is what this chooblick had to say about it:

HEY GUYZ!
K2 Spys are now in our forum for warrock cheats hacks...
So i think we cant do anything ...
All trainer , hacks, bugs are detect ...
the spys download this trainers (newtrainers) and detect this (fix)
WE CANT DO ANYTHING !!!
WE NEED HELP!

I thought that was such a stupid thing to post that I believed God struck his mother's vagina with lighting the minute after he posted it.. Here's how I responded:

MuHaHaHa! I Am One Of The Spies! You're All Doomed! idiot..

I thought it was very obvious that I was lying but supposedly there are some noobsacks out there that thought I was being serious.. Some are even on this forum AND asking for me to be banned.. You better watch out for your father's vagina being struck by God's lightning... Thank you for your time.


The K2 Spy, *

~ KenCat.

* "0 n0s! W're al gonna dy! nuqhxgx BaN HIM! Hes not teh haxxorz! omg!" ...Dumbasses.

[EleMentX]

k get teh fuk off my mpgh.

[KenCat]

k get teh fuk off my mpgh.

SEE?! He still doesn't get that I was joking around.. And YOUR mpgh? I don't think so.. If ANYONE's it's Dave's.. But he would probably like it if it was the people's. Lol he's a government leader.

[lolliepop]

SEE?! He still doesn't get that I was joking around.. And YOUR mpgh? I don't think so.. If ANYONE's it's Dave's.. But he would probably like it if it was the people's. Lol he's a government leader.

I already know it was a joke, some DUMBASSES think they are funny and are fucking around and saying your a K2 spy

FUCK K2!

[EleMentX]

sif its dave.

i anal raped him for it.

[KenCat]

sif its dave.

i anal raped him for it.

Fuck K2, indeed.

*bows, cuts off right arm and sets it under Dave's feet for a sacrifice.*