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    Dat unpredictable bowel movement

    Spent last night with minor stomach cramps and today I woke up with more stomach aches and diarrhoea. I got up at 7:30am and it's 10:50am here and I've been on the toilet with a brown waterfall coming out of my ass about 10 times now.

    Got a sore ass from all the wiping

    At least the cramps are gone

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    Damn, but why the fuck share it?

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    Don't forget to hydrate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    brown waterfall coming out of my ass
    God damn it Kiwi.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    Guys' form of squirting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post
    Guys' form of squirting.
    ​Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    No one needs to know.
    Quote Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪ View Post
    Damn, but why the fuck share it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    God damn it Kiwi.
    Because seeing your reactions is funny
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    Don't forget to hydrate.
    Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!
    Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post





    Because seeing your reactions is funny


    Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from


    ---------- Post added at 11:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 AM ----------



    Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash
    Shit it all out then take a nice long shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post





    Because seeing your reactions is funny


    Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from


    ---------- Post added at 11:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 AM ----------



    Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash
    Dirty motherfucker, but yes keep hydrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post


    Shit it all out then take a nice long shower.
    I would but I don't want to risk having a shower just yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post


    I would but I don't want to risk having a shower just yet
    He might shit while having his shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!
    Open them leggies wide and aim it like a squirt gun
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