Post teh good flamezz here!!!

**aswhooper** · 07-20-2009

i want you guys to come up with a flame, not too short tho.

give it some thought, not just 'your mom is a whore douchbag cocksucking...on and on swearing..'

ill put some of my past ones

You dumbass fucktard. You think you're better than me?! Well fuck it, youre wrong

I think that you are worse than a terrorist, because people die from you simply looking at them.
You are a bastard, a literal bastard. Your mother and father were at it one night, and when they were done, they soon found that there was a hole in the condom. They were only 14 years old, not even engaged. Even they think that you're worthless, so they discretely hope that would go rot in hell every day.

You suck dick each night, not because of the fact that you get paid for being so good at it, but because you have nothing better in life to do. You are a nothing, a nobody. You worthless piece of shit, you could be murdered right this minute and nobody would ever notice it. Not even the murderer.

collisions, you are a fucking homosexual cockmonger for posting this.
everyone already fucking knows about the rules, you dont need to post this.

in fact, you are such a flaming homosexual, that after listening to lollipop, you grabbed yellowpages and tried to find lil waynes number so that you could call him to get it juicy for you.

Nobody likes you, not even your mother. you are an accident, and always will be. all you do all day is think of new ways to piss people off, and suck dick. You fucking get your ass beat every day by your classmate kindergartners. youre just a weak, annoying, homosexual animal.

Sometimes when you're feeling down because nobody wants to have their dick sucked, you play combat arms. Then when you lose 3 kills to 523 deaths, you come on this site looking for ways to enhance your gameplay so you don't have to die so much. when you find there's no hacks, you post threads like this.

youre a fucking pussy, now do something helpful, even if it means sucking the mpgh staff's cocks.

yeh that one up there ^
was to collisions (i didnt really mean it lol) cuz he posted the rules..in disguise..

so post yours!
i wanna laugh