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05-24-2013 #1Banned
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For people who want to become Archlions
Since we're promoting religion on mpgh now, I invite you to Archism.
It's a religion where there's only one god, me.
There will be open applications to become demigods, you can apply by posting below.
How do I become an Archlion?
Simple, you baptize yourself with the holy water of Jack Daniels (no other kind of whisky, this is a mandatory!),
And speak these words;
"I pledge my alliance and beliefs to Archangel Michael, and promise to live under his ruling,
I will not stray from the holy path to enlightenment, and will live under the 10 commandments;
1. Thou shalt not ever pass out on an opportunity to get absolutely shitfaced.
2 -10. pending (As this is still a fairly new religion, the rest of the commandments can be posted below, and will be added to the list).
cbf to write down any more religious crap, just taking a piss out of the islam dude.
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Sounds more like a cult, not a religion.
Who am I kidding, they're both the same thing.Did I help you? You know what to do.
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Nobody wants to worship a God that has no special power.
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I've got the power to smack you on the back of your head, hater.
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05-24-2013 #5Bobo's Trainer
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I didn't know that 12 year old's are gods.
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turn that number around, 21 Originally Posted by matasr55
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I'm older than you, now bow to my greatness and suck my cock. Originally Posted by Archangel
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How dare you speak of our leader that way!, Your racist!!!!! Leave us Archlions alone! Originally Posted by -Lame
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i was thinking if it is easy to make this possible in real life.
i would become a archlion and and buld temples for this
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Jack Daniels, will that be in heaven?
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hi god (Archlions) i had fucked ur mum yesterday will forgive me?pls
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05-24-2013 #12She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer
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Pffft. I follow the Gospel of Arunforce. Nice try Archie.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
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Loki has tricked you Arch. You are not a god.
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Wut are the 10 commandments?
THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE
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lolno. /giggles
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