Originally Posted by
EgoRaptor
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: Nothing much. What about you
You: Well, just chilling at home. How old are you?
Stranger: 20 how about you
You: 24.
You: Male or female?
Stranger: Male you?
You: Female.
Stranger: Good
You: Why?
Stranger: I dont know
You: Mmmmm. Good.
Stranger: I guess
You: Tell me something, Do you like turtles?
Stranger: Ya why
You: Mmmmmm That's good.
You: No real reason.
You: Just wondering.
Stranger: Ok....
You: So who do you think would win: A horse with a spike on its head, or a spider that can explode.
Stranger: Spider
You: Why you ******.
Stranger: It could go right under the horse dodging the spike on the horses head and explode right under it and blow it to pieces
You: True, but the horse can kill it and maneuver around the spider. This horse knows what the fuck is going on. This horse knows its shit.
You: Not saying the spider is ignorant in regards to the situation, but he does not know he can explode. It just happens.
Stranger: I guess thats true
You: Knowing this, do you still think the spider?
Stranger: No
You: Ah, but you never asked how big can the spider explode.
Stranger: I guess right
You: When this spider explodes, it destroys everything within a 5 foot radius.
Stranger: Then the spider would win
You: Would it? Remember, The horse knows all of this information.
Stranger: Just tell me who would win
You: Why? If I did, that would ruin the game, silly.
You: THEN NO ONE WOULD WIN. )_)
You: 0_0
You: Last guess.
Stranger: But you know the answer already if you asked me the question you would have to know the answer to tell me if im right or wrong so there already is a winner and its you
You: Wait...
You: My god.
You: You're right. I am the winner. The horse would run in towards the spider all cocky, and the spider, afraid for its life because of the bullying the horse did to it prior, would explode due to stress and anxiety.
You: BUT WAIT.
You: IF YOU KNEW I WAS THE WINNER AND KNEW THE ANSWER, WOULDN'T KNOWING THAT VERY KNOWLEDGE MAKE YOU THE WINNER?!
Stranger: Possibly
You: Are you a wizard?
Stranger: Im watching a wizard movie
You: What movie?
Stranger: Harry Potter
You: My god. So you know Dumbledore.
Stranger: Of course I know Dumbledore he is my best friend
You: He stole my wife from me back in wizard college.
You: We were rivals back when we both went to the college of winterhold.
Stranger: Oh well then
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: He stole your wife and you said your're a girl so that makes you a lesbian
You: Yes.
You: Wizards can do alot of things, but love is something we cannot control.
You: You would know, seeing as though you yourself are a wizard.
Stranger: So you're a lesbain?
You: Yes.
Stranger has disconnected.