Jihad report

[bloodsplatstencil]

So when I(Frost)finally was sent out by my parents to go on Jihad in Syria, an admin commanded me to send out a report on my blood splat stencil.


Well, here I am as a proud blood splat stencil about to bring out a report.


When I first arrived, I needed some transport, so I got myself a sweet lil ride.
It stank like crap but the performance made up for that.
Here is a little picture in the spoiler(yes thats me)

 

After I reached my destination, I had a hell of a welcome meal.
too bad I had to kill it myself
but dw, I killed it the halal way

 

When my stomach was full, I had to find myself some weapons. We were in a warzone, so how hard could it be, right?



I went out to fight, and when I found an enemy, I tried to shoot him, but instead my gun shot my arm off. I don't know why, but I geuss its a small error.

The gun looks fine to me though..

 

Anyway

Since I had talent no use in the battlefield, they gave me a nice little body armor and told me to give them a call with this button when I reached Bashars building. It didn't really help though, because I felt every shot, and this phone didn't even work, like what phone has only one red button anyway?!

 

But yeah

for tl;dr



WHY THE HELL DID YOU BAN ME FOR TWO YEARS DUDE WHAT THE F*** I ONLY HAD 1337 POSTS

[[SMA] Paradise`]

Ugly as fuck.

[bloodsplatstencil]

Ugly as fuck.

plz don't even talk to me about ugly

compared to my comrades, I was a super model, so please, keep it for yourself.

[Janitor]

Stupid thread as OP.
2 Years is just a joke.

[Tamashimasen]

I'm confused how do you know of the 1337 ban and not know how long its for?

[bloodsplatstencil]

Stupid thread as OP.
2 Years is just a joke.

how about u unban me u fatazz

mpgh is so addicting omG

[Janitor]

how about u unban me u fatazz

mpgh is so addicting omG

OK un-banned .

[bloodsplatstencil]

OK un-banned .

where is that derep button when you need it

[chicken nugget]

where is that derep button when you need it

2 find it u hav 2 stick ur fingur in mi bum nd twizt

[bloodsplatstencil]

I'm confused how do you know of the 1337 ban and not know how long its for?

ITS NOT FOR TWO YEARS WHAT THE HELL MAN

---------- Post added at 06:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:20 PM ----------

2 find it u hav 2 stick ur fingur in mi bum nd twizt

well
if you could tell me where i find u bum i wud know how to start

sir

[Transfixed]

Lol nice one Was laughing at the body armor part