I don't fucking care what it is, I just wanted to say that it fails.
And you a guy should be called a BF, not a GF... O__o
Strange traditions in Portugal...
I also heard Portugal is the country of gays, so you are okay there.
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No offense to other people from Portugal.
Also, there aren't many caves in Holland, another proof of your low IQ.
I'll tell you, there are no mountains here.
Only a few in Limburg (Province in south-east Holland.).
And I'm still waiting for you BF to kill me since I said you were gay, will he come or not? I wonder... Maybe your "GF" (the guy with that small dick), is just a fucking pussy?