Joke Thread

[Riddick]

A guy walks into a bar with a crocodile on a lead.

The bar manager says - "You can't bring that fucking thing in here"

The Guy says - "It's ok, as she's very tame, and i'll show you"

So he flops his cock out and places it in the crocodiles mouth, and gives it an almighty smack on the head.

Takes his cock out, and says - "Look...........good as new, and no problems, so..... Would anybody else like to have a go"

A little of lady in the corner of the bar perks up - "I will if you don't hit me on the head so hard"

[Gray]

Didnt a thread similar to this rise about from antipathy.

Why yes, yes it did.
Inappropriate Joke thread.

[Intellectual]

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm going in.

[Paralyze]

Q: Why are paracetamol pills white?
A: Black ones don't work

[Janitor]

I posted this joke like 1m times ago but still .
Why Java coders wears glasses ?
Because they don't C#.

[Arun's Bitch]

I posted this joke like 1m times ago but still .
Why Java coders wears glasses ?
Because they don't C#.

First thing I thought of =

[TheFlyingDutchman']

How do you call 2 ******s in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, ******s wasn't the right answer.

[[MPGH]Time]

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

What's black, has eight legs, and scares women?






































































































































Gang Rape.

[Lehsyrus]

A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Two other cowboys are sitting a few feet away from him and are talking.

The first of the two says: "Boy, do I really need to pass some air." leans to one side, and lets a little wind out.
The second of the two says: "Man, I seem to have to pass a little air as well." leans to one side, and let's a little wind out.

About five minutes later, the cowboy who walked into the bar says: "Damn, I need to fart" and let's out a bullfrog of a fart.

Both of the two cowboys look at each other and say: "Looks like we've got a virgin".

[iSmexy]

i can tell you a vagina joke but u will never get it

[[MPGH]Ghost]

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall?
My dick.

[Arun's Bitch]

i can tell you a vagina joke but u will never get it

Oh fawk. I'm stupid lol.

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

Tell me the joke please?

Oh lawd...