Cooking with your semen

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Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE
RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN
POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA
PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS
EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN
GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES
PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

[Horror]

What in the world ...

[Spaghetti Master]

Didn't read any of it, and I still think you are gay for eating semen.

[Music.]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...just-read.html

[Gray]

Apparently it looks like tuna if you cook it.
Saw a photo of it several years ago.

[TripperNet]

Wait wut the fuck? ahahaha It looks like tuna when you cook it xD

[Niet]

Apparently it looks like tuna if you cook it.
Saw a photo of it several years ago.

I fucking love tuna

[Music.]

I fucking love tuna

would you like for us to gangbang you and then cook our semen and feed it to you ?

[Bernard]

Is cooking babies close enough?

[Gray]

+1 on what Vice said, I'd prefer cooking a fullgrown one.

I fucking love tuna

Of course you do.
Also, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-numbers.html

[Music.]

+1 on what Vice said, I'd prefer cooking a fullgrown one.

would rather eat it plain rather than cooking it

[Niet]

would you like for us to gangbang you and then cook our semen and feed it to you ?

A CS won't bang anyone.

[Music.]

A CS won't bang anyone.

It's just a title, under that is my cock

would bang you tho

[Predator]

Only in the General Section

[Niet]

+1 on what Vice said, I'd prefer cooking a fullgrown one.



Of course you do.
Also, Tuna face extinction within 50 years as rising popularity of sushi is blamed on declining numbers | Mail Online

... extinction within 50 years? I'll be dead by then

It's just a title, under that is my cock

would bang you tho

I think you should stick to eating plain semen.

 

would rather eat it plain rather than cooking it