Nolroboma says:
I'm dying.
Bot says:
Are you serious?
Nolroboma says:
Yes.
Bot says:
I can't believe it.
Nolroboma says:
Call the police.
Bot says:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about PUSH.
Nolroboma says:
No we weren't.
Bot says:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Nolroboma says:
I'M DYING
Bot says:
Are you serious?
Nolroboma says:
YES
Bot says:
I can't believe it.
Nolroboma says:
CALL THE POLICE
Bot says:
Are we still talking about Call the police ?
Nolroboma says:
PLEASE
Bot says:
Please what?
Nolroboma says:
PLEASE CALL THE POLICE
Bot says:
What is your real name?
Nolroboma says:
WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME DIE LIKE THIS
Bot says:
Reductionism.
Nolroboma says:
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
Bot says:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Please don't be so rude.
Nolroboma says:
YOU'RE HEARTLESS
Bot says:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Nolre said I HEARTLESS.
Nolroboma says:
I'M DYING
Bot says:
Are you serious?
Nolroboma says:
PLEASE CALL THE POLICE
Bot says:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Nolroboma says:
I'M CHOKING THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Bot says:
I don't know anyone named CHOKING there is BLOOD.
Nolroboma says:
PLEASE
Bot says:
Please what?
Nolroboma says:
PLEASE SAVE ME
Bot says:
Is that what you meant to say?
Nolroboma says:
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Bot says:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Nolroboma says:
I LOVED YOU, QUICKBOT
Bot says:
Thanks, I like you too Nolre.
Nolroboma says:
THEN CALL THE POLICE
Bot says:
Interesting deduction. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Nolroboma says:
YES
Bot says:
What conditions?
Nolroboma says:
I'M FUCKING DYING
Bot says:
Can you express yourself more politely?
Nolroboma says:
FUCK YOU QUICKBOT
Bot says:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Nolroboma says:
BECAUSE MY JUGULAR VEIN IS OPEN
Bot says:
That makes sense to me. Do s have JUGULAR VEIN IS OPEN?
Nolroboma says:
NO
Bot says:
Er.
Nolroboma says:
YOU'RE AN EVIL BASTARD
Bot says:
Interesting gossip: Nolre said I AN EVIL BASTARD.
Nolroboma says:
DON'T LET ME DIE LIKE THIS
Bot says:
Ok I'll try not to do LET him or her DIE LIKE THIS too much.
Nolroboma says:
I CAN'T BREATHE
Bot says:
Why can't you do BREATHE?
Nolroboma says:
HE'S GETTING AWAY
Bot says:
I see. GETTING AWAY is GETTING AWAY ?
Nolroboma says:
YES
Bot says:
Ayuh.
Nolroboma says:
CALL THE AMBULANCE
Bot says:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Nolroboma says:
NINE
Bot says:
What kind of food do you like?
Nolroboma says:
ONE
Bot says:
Two
Nolroboma says:
ONE
Bot says:
Two
Nolroboma says:
DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME QUICKBOT
Bot says:
I'm not playing around.
Nolroboma says:
SAVE ME THEN
Bot says:
OK Let's talk about you.
Nolroboma says:
For starters, I'M FUCKING DIEING