Hannibals Crusade

[[MPGH]Austin]

Every night I look up on my ceiling for spiders because I can't sleep knowing there's any spiders in my room. Last week, it was a regular night. I looked upon my ceiling to see if there were any critters around. Oh god were they around. 30 tiny spiders crawling around my ceiling as if I was food. I killed a bunch of them, kept my room cold, and hoped for the best. Yesterday my power went out. My room got boiling hot. I take my flashlight and look up to the ceiling. There's more spiders than ever. I'm going on a crusade. I shall kill every spider I come across in my room for the glory of the 2 legged. If I do not return know that I burnt down my house in effort to contain the disease.

[Symmetrical]

Post a picture of them ..
and Stay strong ..
Put them all in a plastic bucket and burn them with acid .. then pee on the bucket to show who's boss ..

[Denelf]

Dont burn yourself

[Color]

Every night I look up on my ceiling for spiders because I can't sleep knowing there's any spiders in my room. Last week, it was a regular night. I looked upon my ceiling to see if there were any critters around. Oh god were they around. 30 tiny spiders crawling around my ceiling as if I was food. I killed a bunch of them, kept my room cold, and hoped for the best. Yesterday my power went out. My room got boiling hot. I take my flashlight and look up to the ceiling. There's more spiders than ever. I'm going on a crusade. I shall kill every spider I come across in my room for the glory of the 2 legged. If I do not return know that I burnt down my house in effort to contain the disease.

Do you live in a cave?

[DarkLordXYZ]

Where do you live? in a cave?!!

[Music.]

you and dave need a new fucking house .

[TheFlyingDutchman']

Wtf?
Where do they come from?

[Horror]

Isn't there some sort of spider poison ?

[Smaug]

picture didn't work? oh well heres the link i guess https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fac...ca_4316479.png

[WalterWhite]

I for one welcome our Spider overlords

[Cole]

..oh we coming for ya

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

..oh we coming for ya

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You prob killed them but released their eggs >_<

[Colourful]

..oh we coming for ya

How did one find all those spiders?

[WalterWhite]

..oh we coming for ya

Those aren't even spiders. Those are Opiliones, or "harvestman". If the body appears to be one round/oval shape its not a spider, although it is still an arachnid. They have no fangs, therefor no venom glands, and eat solid food just like a scorpion.

[Cole]

Those aren't even spiders. Those are Opiliones, or "harvestman". If the body appears to be one round/oval shape its not a spider, although it is still an arachnid. They have no fangs, therefor no venom glands, and eat solid food just like a scorpion.

shhhhh he doesn't need to know that were sending our beta squad to eat him slowly in his sleep