Fucking mess over here man

**-Lame** · 07-09-2013

I was roughly masturbating and I accidentally ended up shooting all over my stuff.

I'm usually very careful and clean but I don't know what happened today.

I've got a lots of shit to wash now, my bed, blanket, my pajamas... fml.

**Colourful** · 07-09-2013

That must suck, I also didn't need to know this.

**Terrified** · 07-09-2013

lol pijamez

you know when you dont musterbate to waht you use to like you were say musterbating once a day ok lets say you didnot musterbate for two days your sperm will come out more aggrsive . (and the orgasm will be a litle bit stronger)

**Colourful** · 07-09-2013

Originally Posted by Beam

lol pijamez

you know when you dont musterbate to waht you use to like you were say musterbating once a day ok lets say you didnot musterbate for two days your sperm will come out more aggrsive . (and the orgasm will be a litle bit stronger)

I barely understand what you type out.

**WalterWhite** · 07-09-2013

I really don't want to get into a conversation about your masturbatory habits, but have you never heard of a sock or a tissue

**Spaghetti Master** · 07-09-2013

Originally Posted by Beam

lol pijamez

you know when you dont musterbate to waht you use to like you were say musterbating once a day ok lets say you didnot musterbate for two days your sperm will come out more aggrsive . (and the orgasm will be a litle bit stronger)

I just fucking laughed so hard.

**-Lame** · 07-09-2013

Originally Posted by IRenegade

I barely understand what you type out.

I thought I'm the only one.

Originally Posted by WalterWhite

I really don't want to get into a conversation about your masturbatory habits, but have you never heard of a sock or a tissue

Actually I've used tissue but it somehow spilled all over my shit.