Jack off. That will make you fall asleep.
Just tell them you get hungry at night while they're sleeping and you want to cook something but you don't want to wake them up.
They will understand.
Seriously, fuck you mate.
I'm hungry now.
Are they not always in strips.
Making squares would be inefficient as fuck.
watch a movie something boring something long. a documentary than u go to sleep. unless this is really about eating at night,..................... BEEF JERKY GG
Vouchers
or just open a history book, you will sleep
Sleeping pills for your parents so you can cook? Can't expect me to take you seriously.
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WTBUB (07-11-2013)
Cook the bacon earlier in the day, refrigerate it, microwave it at night.
WTBUB (07-11-2013)
ok then i think @SympathizeMyButthole 's advise is the best i'll try it to night i'll post how it went
Fucking mouth watering already.