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    I crushed a kitty, I liked it.

    Last night I was exercising around 1am on my bicycle. Put in about 8miles when I hit a random cat.

    Saw the cat run off but it either lost it's tail or is a paraplegic cuz I definitely ran over something...





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    ​Naw, them fucker's limbs are resilient as shit.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    How could you like cutting it's tail off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Naw, them fucker's limbs are resilient as shit.
    Depends on where he hit it.

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    Good damn all cats.

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    Justice for kitty!

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    At least it wasn't a dog. (Depends on the dog) I would have been sad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjaian13 View Post
    At least it wasn't a dog. (Depends on the dog) I would have been sad...
    Lol if you hit a dog with a bike it would probably attack you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post


    Justice for kitty!
    LOLOL this made me laugh so hard.
    the agony of death surpasses love.

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    Thank god you are not in Egypt or else the kitties will rape your face instead of running

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horror View Post
    I'll crush you next time
    Impossible.
    The density of fat is too great for mortal beings to compress.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    Quote Originally Posted by fallenking112 View Post
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    This will make a new Katty Perry song.

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