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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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Kick his sister in the jaw
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Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
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So you can see the look on it's face when you turn it on.
OUCHHHHHHHH!
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Dayum...
Originally Posted by DєfKOniK
Here is another one:
Why did Hitler kill himself?
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He saw the gas bill...
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Originally Posted by C.C.
Dayum...
Here is another one:
Why did Hitler kill himself?
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He saw the gas bill...
okay okay. this one is probably the worst baby joke ever. I am in no way associated with it in any form.
Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
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You don't ejaculate on the apple before you eat it.
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Originally Posted by DєfKOniK
wtf that is... i don't even.
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How do you get the best harlem shake?
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Throw a flashbang in an epileptic ward.
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Who win a run between Hitler and a Jew?
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The jew cuz he goes full throttle
and the good one?
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Hitler cuz he burn the jew at the start
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?
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I don't have a car in my garage
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What's funnier than your friend not finding a worm in their apple?
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Them finding half a worm in their apple.
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What's funnier than them finding half a worm in their apple?
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The holocaustLast edited by ap0.; 08-07-2013 at 06:29 AM.
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lol, me cannot follow you guys.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
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Take your foot of it's head and see.
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The thing's I'd do to see that Originally Posted by Domokun_index
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What's worse?
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Ten Babies nailed to one Tree.
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One Baby nailed to Ten Trees..Herp Derp
Want.. Moooore... Inturwebz....
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What do you do when you see a black guy with half his face shot off?
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Quit laughing and reload.
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