Trolling Omgle

[Paroxysm]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: Your name is Scott
Stranger: no
You: bob
You: Steve
Stranger: nope
You: Mark
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
You: You're a man...
Stranger: yep
You: you have a generic name?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: idk i guedd
Stranger: guess*
You: Your name is Steve
Stranger: nope
You: for the sake of this convo
Stranger: na i dont like that name
You: That sucks Stve
You: you're stuck with it
You: You wake up, steve, you find yourself in a dark room with no doors but one window, it's barred. What do you do?
Stranger: go back to sleep
Stranger: its probably pretty dark in that room
You: You wake up several hours later
You: same room
You: different room color
Stranger: as long as its not neon
You: you forget to question how you got in a room with no doors and a barred window
Stranger: probably a trap door or something
You: A small light flickers
You: you get a good look of the room
You: you see a paper clip, duct tape, an iphone case and an industrial drill
You: what now?
You: No power for the drill.
Stranger: whats the floor made out of
Stranger: ?
You: Concrete, reinforced
Stranger: i go back to sleep
You: You wake up, with a note on your forehead
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats it say
You: "Stop sleeping and get out of the room asswipe"
You: sighed ~ LoLcatz
Stranger: ha
Stranger: im tired from reading the note
Stranger: so i go back to sleep
Stranger: well how would you get out of the room?
You: You notice a small crack in the ceiling, do you try to crack it more or look for other ways out
Stranger: i keep throwing the drill at it
Stranger: cause its useless anyways
You: The crack expands into all the corners of the room, oddly in the shape of Neil Patrick Harris
Stranger: who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris?
You: the ceiling collapses on you for not knowing NPH
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[Hispiforce]

You: You wake up, steve, you find yourself in a dark room with no doors but one window, it's barred. What do you do?
Stranger: go back to sleep

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[Ghty82]

You expect me to read all of that?

[m4c4r0ni3z]

You realize omegle consists of trolls trolling trolls right?

[m4c4r0ni3z]

This is how you do it:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hello there
You: hello your name is steve
Stranger: my name is jesus
Stranger: actually
You: well for the sake of this conversation, your name is Andie
You: now Andie imagine this
You: you wake up in a dark room and you see one window and a door
You: they are both locked, and there is a brick wall on the other side of the window
You: you see a rubber band and a toothpick places next to you along with 4 matches
You: what do you do?
Stranger: well Roger, you're a weird'o
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: don't have a clue, sorry
You: that irrelevant
You: what would you do if you were in this situation
Stranger: cry?
You: they removed your tear ducts
You: and you notice one finger is missing
You: and has been attatchd to your stomach
Stranger: Jigsaw?
You: the room jnust changed colors and interrupted your train of thought
Stranger: Matt, where are you from?
You: you sift around the room frantically looking for a clue as to why your here
You: you find a small hole in the wall with a little beam of light streaking through, and the faint smell of freshly cut grass is blowing through it
You: what do you do
Stranger: I put my finger in it
You: you feel a mysterious lick
Stranger: I think there's a mofo trying to make me stuck in there
Stranger: So I throw the toothpick in his eye
Stranger: Does it work?
You: the toothpick misses and break
You: no you are left with one rubber band and 4 matches
You: the lights just came on
You: you notice a door you didnt see there before
You: do you run for it?
Stranger: I OPEN IT FOR GOD SAKE!
You: you open the door and cross through
You: only to find out it was just a dream
You: and you are now awake with a raging boner and your mom just pulled the covers off
You: you also sleep nude
Stranger: I jerk off
You: jerk off succeeds and you blow on your mom
You: she is pissed
You: she beats the shit out of you and rips your dick off
You: shoves it in your mouth
You: and you reawake to find yourself in the room you had previously escaped from
Stranger: rich, you starting to scare me
You: you see a window and a door, they are both locked
You: you see a toothpick, a rubberband, and 4 matches at your side
You: what do you do
Stranger: I break the toothpick in 2
Stranger: and I pinch my eyes
Stranger: now i'm blind
Stranger: and fuck yeah, I can't see anything anymore
Stranger: whats the point of life then?
Stranger: I suicide
You: You just won the game.
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[Czar]

Who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris?
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Anywayysss, Funny.

[(G)rapefruit]

LAWL. xD (Too short)

[Sjoerd]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: A/S/L?????
Stranger: Dont be lame.
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[[MPGH]Toxin]

Stranger: do you think colonels are bad at Halo?
You: I don't play Halo
Stranger: why not
You: Cause it sucks my big hairy balls.
Stranger: FUC KYOU
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[[MPGH]Toxin]

Stranger: do you think colonels are bad at Halo?
You: I don't play Halo
Stranger: why not
You: Cause it sucks my big hairy balls.
Stranger: FUC KYOU
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You: Hey
Stranger: i'm rita tovernaar/
You: Im a ****** boi
Stranger: i don't like ******s.
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It had to have been Arun.

[hbk]

my trollin iz da best + i got owned:

Stranger: HELLO!
You: hey
You: how art thou?
Stranger: decent!
Stranger: yourself?
You: horney
Stranger: understandable.
You: lol i guess
Stranger: it happens
You: like it just did
Stranger: oh yeah.
You: i jizzed in my pants
Stranger: did you clean it up?
You: yup indeed
Stranger: it would suck to have rotting unborn children in your pants.
You: nah i always have tissue inside
Stranger: just incase?
You: for emergency purposes
Stranger: oh, good planning.
Stranger: how does it stay there? wouldnt i fall?
Stranger: *it
You: yea
You: yup inside my latex undies
Stranger: well that's legit.
You: u should try it too
Stranger: should i?
Stranger: i don't generally have that issue.
Stranger: when i get turned on, i fuck
Stranger: so its not a problem
You: lol just sayin
Stranger: well i'll keep it in mind!
You: nice
Stranger: i don't wear underwear that much in the summer
Stranger: so it'd just fall out
You: oh i see
Stranger: and people would ask why i have tissue falling out of my pants
You: maybe u can tape it inside
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: maybe i could get velcro tissue and wear velcro pants.
You: yea i did that once
Stranger: you're a smart kid.
You: lol indeed
Stranger: whats up, man?
Stranger: besides pants jizz
You: hahaaa besides that just surfing
Stranger: decent
You: its 5 am here
Stranger: 3 am here
Stranger: well, 2:40
You: yea 4:40 here to be exact
Stranger: are you in.. toronto or michigan or um
Stranger: i dont know where else is 2 hours away time wise
You: yup toronto
Stranger: decent.
Stranger: i'm in edmonton.
You: u?
You: oh canada FTW
Stranger: definitely man
Stranger: nice to know that pant tissue is a canadian invention.
You: lol i guess we're good at smthing
Stranger: wouldnt it stick to you though?
Stranger: that'd be uncomfortable.
Stranger: a washcloth might work better.
You: no a tissue is more disposable
Stranger: true.
Stranger: paper towel, even?
Stranger: im trying to think of what wouldnt stick as bad
You: lol i guess u can have that
Stranger: i thought saran wrap
Stranger: but that would make a MESS
You: hahaa
Stranger: it'd be everywhere.
You: yup
Stranger: it happens though
You: did u try it?
Stranger: like, just now?
Stranger: i havent left my bed.
You: hahaa
Stranger: i cant say i genenrally put stuff like that in my pants, either
You: no i mean have u ever tried it?
Stranger: unfortunatly not.
You: oh
You: ok lets cut this bullshit
Stranger: okay, im not a fan of mockey mouse bullshit anyways
Stranger: mundane.
You: lol nobody jizzes in their pants prematurely
Stranger: *mickey
Stranger: hm. if youre a girl
Stranger: it would be useful though.
You: then dats called smthing else
Stranger: ive had to sit through a class with wet panties before
Stranger: its bunk shit
You: yea
You: lol
You: true
Stranger: either way, im not usre if i wanna sleep.
Stranger: its bothersome.
You: toilet roll
You: thats the best thing
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: that'd ruin the whole roll.
You: roll it around a couple of times and walaaa
Stranger: hey, it works.
You: but thats only practicle in the winter
You: as you'd sweat alot in the summe
You: rr
Stranger: you know
You: summer*
Stranger: id rather finger myself than talk to you
Stranger: so im gonna go do that
Stranger: see you~
You: yup i have tried it a couple ov times
Stranger: have a nice life though!
Stranger: good luck with your inventions.
You: it kinda gets uneasy but it sure does its job

[Born To Die]

Stranger: id rather finger myself than talk to you


Owned. ^^

[Sjoerd]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: hello
You: i are blax
You: may i aks you something
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[Joshcarr2006]

lol I love that site. I made a guy think I was a girl and he was telling me so fucked up things then I told him I for got I have a dick then I asked him if that was okay with him. It wasn't

[Sjoerd]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: chick/dude?
You: travestite
Stranger: go to hell!
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