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08-18-2009 #1Newbie
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{Release} Joke
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
Thank me if i made u laff..Last edited by memom; 08-18-2009 at 03:05 AM.
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08-18-2009 #2Dual-Keyboard Member
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LMMFAO!!!! Dude that was seriously funny made my milk go in my nose D:!
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08-18-2009 #3Synthetic Hacker
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What the fuck post it somewhere else not here!
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08-18-2009 #4Jesus has a Cool Story. So do you.
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Uhh this should be in the spam secction?
/close thread pleaseNo sig ): QQ
DONT PRESS THE THANKS BUTTON
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yeah dont post this here post in it in spam section?
(BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THATS FKING FUNNY XD
I FKING LAUGHED SO HARD)§~Shadow Of Darkness~§
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08-18-2009 #6Choob
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MADE ME LAUGH SOOO MUCH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD!
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08-18-2009 #7
karma's a bitch; right? 
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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL XDXDXDXD
Funny shit bro
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spam ? wtf
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08-18-2009 #9i can design a nation
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HAHAHA FUCK FUCK LOLOLOL FUCK LOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHA.
pure awesome.
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lmfao
u made me lul though ur not gettin ur thanks
cause wrong section :P
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Yeah, thats really funny, but no thanks for u mate! xD we should have a joke section in the spam corner xD
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my bad
most people view this area so thats the last joke then.
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WTF CLOSE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
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Not exactly in the right section.
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fuck this is why i think we need that 3rd minion.....xP
3 REASONS YOU WILL NOT LIVE LONG:
1# IF YOU RUN YOU WILL ONLY DIE TIRED.
2# I CAN SEE YOU WHEREVER YOU HIDE.
3# GOD FORBID YOU ACCUSE ME OF HACKING,
YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE.
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please learn how to spell grammar Originally Posted by PixieCorp
If you really want to send your IP adress to my email. you can Click Here! but send me your name in a PM when you clicked this! LOL Originally Posted by Sharpe
It costs money to fill up your tires. Originally Posted by ReAsAra
Not Bad(:
But.... /:
Does anybody know how to IMPROVE this?
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